In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Tiger Woods “#1″ mistress is suing publications that ran a story suggesting she was happy her fiance died in 9/11, Eddie Murphy will host the Oscars, Soulja Boy apologized the troops, Caroline Wozniacki did Rafael Nadal, Justin Bieber crossed up Steve Nash, Kevin Durant’s tattoo might be more hideous than Maryland’s uniforms, Chuck Norris & JCVD might join Expendables 2, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

What do Adolf Hitler, Abe Lincoln, and the Easter Bunny all have in common? They straight up kill while rocking on the mic in their rap battles. The people behind Epic Rap Battles of History take some of the most famous, historic figures and, well, have them rap battle. With Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking, Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler, and Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris you are bound to find one that strikes your historical, verse-spitting fancy. Check out the battles after the jump!

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• The 3D Animated Death Of Bin Laden
• A Guide To Kate Middleton’s Hot Sister Pippa
• 9 Greatest Fictional Athletes
• Natalie Portman Is Midgard’s Fairest Mortal
• Did Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris Take Down Osama?

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The 80s were the golden age of Saturday morning programming. Originality was at its peak, and animation studios were eager to produce the latest and greatest cartoon series to entertain the young masses (and promote the accompanying toy line). Some studios turned to Hollywood’s brawny heavy hitters for that extra touch of awesome! Which action icons loaned their larger than life personalities to the world of animation? Find out in COED’s list of 5 tough guys that had cartoon shows after the jump!

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• It’s Chuck Norris’s 71st Birthday!
• Kate Upton And The Greatest Photo Shoot Outtake Of All-Time
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• See pics of Charlie Sheen’s goddess, porn star Bree Olson

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Back in November, various media outlets reported Julia Roberts made $1.5 million to appear in Lavazza ad. She did not have to speak. She only had to smile and wink. You know there is good money to be made if even Saint Brangelina is not immune (Angelina shilled for Shiseido in Japan and Brad’s efforts can be seen below). More often than not celebrities will shill abroad. And while it can be argued whether or not it makes financial sense for the advertisers to hand over so much cash for celebrities, they are still willing to fork it over (not sans insurance natch, you never know when you have next Tiger Woods or Wayne Rooney on your hands). Meanwhile we can get a few giggles out of latest celebrity endorsements.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s new movie “Faster” released in theaters last week. Many people know that Dwayne was a huge WWF / WWE superstar before breaking into the world of cinema, however, few know that he was a college football standout at the University of Miami where he played defensive line. His injury allowed future N… Click to read more

After the early success of The Expendables, it’s only natural that word of a sequel is already out. Everyone will have their speculations as to what actors should join the greatest action ensemble ever, including me. Although there are numerous unknowns who’ve cut their teeth in dozens of action flicks, The Expendables 2 deserves more household names and faces to share the explosions and fighting that gave every man with a pair a grin from ear to ear. Hopefully Arnold (if politically possible) and Bruce will get more screen time in the sequel, but the following actors should definitely be considered for major roles regardless.

Set aside the whole “connecting the world” and “putting limitless information at your fingertips” BS. The most amazing power of the internet, by far, is its unrivaled ability to take the obscure and geeky and turn it into a cool, worldwide hit. There’s a whole heap of popular internet-born social phenomenon; some are great, some not so much. Here’s a quick guide.

These men are true bad men. We watch them in action and feel as if we are kicking the butt of a hundred bad guys and saving the day all by ourselves! In honor of those Supermen, the crack research team at COED compiled a list of five of the most memorable one man armies

Chuck has been kicking people in the head for 70 years and he could still kick your organs inside-out just for breathing the same air as he does. Asylum.com tried send him a birthday cake (made of nunchucks) but settled with a round up of 70 favorite Chuck Norris facts.

Ever since someone realized that he could get totally ripped in just three weeks, an entire industry has sprung up to snatch the hard-earned coin of the working men and women before, you know, they actually spent it on arduous fitness regimens (that actually work) because let’s face it, if they reach their goals, then you aren’t going to be able t… Click to read more

You wouldn’t think it, but there is one way this 2008 presidential election looks sort of like the end of the 2004 campaign.The celebrities are coming out early and in full force.
Here’s how it breaks down by candidate (the ones who are still in the game) and celeb (this is a MUCH abbreviated list):
Mike Huckabee – Chuck Norris
Barack Obama – Oprah W… Click to read more

When it comes to martial-arts, womanizing, full-splits and sweet dance moves, not many can go toe-to-toe with Jean Claude Van Damme, “The Muscles from Brussels.”
Born in Belgium, JCVD spent the earlier years of his life lifting weights and kicking ass, earning a black belt in karate before most kids get their first boner.
After much ass-kicki… Click to read more

Some would say Chuck Norris facts are sooo 2006 and played out while others would say enough time has gone by since the fact craze hit it’s peak and they are funny again.
I want to know what everyone else thinks! Check out the Top 10 facts & vote at the bottom.

Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just… Click to read more