Being a mall Santa is rough. Ever see “Bad Santa” with Billy Bob Thornton? All day dealing with crying, whining, self-defecating or urinating kids asking for toys they might not receive because their parents blew the money set aside for gifts on their fantasy football league or that Louis Vuitton handbag. We often look down on these gentlemen because sometimes they get awkward bulges in their pants and they’re usually one step above the homeless, however, can anyone blame them for boozing on the job? Just take a look at these pics!

If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it!

So let us clear something up – he doesn’t f**king like it! He’s a dog. Dogs enjoy things like eating sh*t off the sidewalk and sniffing other dog’s balls, not being dressed to look like a goddamn elf! But since these douchebags aren’t going anywhere, at least we can laugh at their animal’s misery. (Just kidding – dinner at Rimjobs is on us.)

If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it! So let us clear something up – he doesn’t f**king like it! He’s a dog.

If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it!
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