Today’s Humbug Day. It’s a day where everyone can vent their frustrations and grievances. As you get older, you start to hate Christmas more and more. All the cool stuff you remembered as a kid is long gone. We think the following things probably contributed to our hate, hate, hate.

I suppose this is what happens when you have a hell of a lot of extra time on your hands, a macro camera lens and a strange predisposition for giving sexual context to defenseless Christmas decorations. Whatever the case, we find Christmas to be pretty damn sexy and can’t think of any reason why Christmas ornaments should be excluded from enjoying some sexy-time festivities…

I suppose this is what happens when you have a helluva lot of extra time on your hands, a macro camera lens and a strange predisposition for giving sexual context to defenseless Christmas decorations. Whatever the case, we here at COED find Christmas to be pretty damn sexy and can’t think of any reason why Christmas ornaments should be excluded from enj… Click to read more

If Rick Jacobson’s Grindhouse throwback Bitch Slap is half as hot as these new Maxim pics, then look out. Julia Voth, Erin Cummings & America Olivo are certain to kick your ass and leave you begging for more. The film is set to hit screens in Spring of 2009 and like the tag line says “Prepare to Get Slapped.”

Whether it’s decorating a tree, tabletop or doorway this holiday season, nothing spreads holiday cheer makes people realize what a freakin’ weirdo you are more than odd Christmas ornaments. Deck the halls with… tampon snowflakes? Star Wars menorahs? Unborn fetus with a machine gun? Way to be festive! (Not…)… Click to read more