If we’ve learned one thing this year, it’s that boners can be awkward - depending on the time and/or place of arrival. But if there’s one place you definitely don’t want a pop-up visit the the merriest of yule logs, it’s on the lap of jolly ol’ St. Dick Nick. Ouch. (Editors note: There are a thousand holiday puns we could have used. Thought we’d spare you the spew.)

In the words of Ragnhild Karlsson, advocate for going topless at beaches: “If women are forced to wear a top, shouldn’t men also have to?” AMEN.
A-Rod is named the American League M.V.P. as expected, gets a bajillion more dollars.
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