New Year’s Eve, the sh*tty spin-off to Valentine’s Day, releases today (12/9). I know of 1 person who’s looking forward to it, and it’s my female roommate. The girls in the office have no intention of hitting up the theater. In fact, we’re all wondering how something like this gets made after the travesty that was V-Day. Is it really just an excuse to hang out with other stars? How about you do that on your own time? Oh, because it rakes in millions at the box office F*ck. Well, if you do get dragged to it, at least you can eye hump the A-list T&A. Check out their sexiest pics after the jump.

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