Remember the first time you ever saw Christina Aguilera? We do. And we thought she was hot then. And somehow, despite plastic surgery, giving birth, and the all general wear and tear that a perform endures over the years, she is still really F’ing hot! Just look at her! Tell us you wouldn’t give your right (or left, you choose) nut to get in on that action. You can’t. Because you would.

Christina Aguilera is Today’s Daily Snapshot – Check out the gallery!

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Women always seem to think that to look hot, they have to either get really dressed-up or completely strip down. And don’t get us wrong, those are both sexy as hell. But most of the time, the simplest outfit in the world can blow a $1000 dress out of the water. And at the top of this list is the ever-lovely wife beater. And if you ask us, all any woman ever needs to wear to blow us fellas out the water is one of these bodacious tank tops, a pair of yoga pants and a smile. Anything more is a waste.

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With the cool winds of fall flowing down from the North, it’s time to say goodbye to the cleavage-rific tank-top days of summer and warmly welcome the fulfilling fall days of delectable sweater kittens (also known as sweater puppies). Sure, they might not show the skin allowed during the balmy months, but with the right combination of softness, tightness and puff, you’re guaranteed for some full-frontal goodness.

Women always seem to think that to look hot, they have to either get really dressed-up or completely strip down. And don’t get us wrong, those are both sexy as hell. But most of the time, the simplest outfit in the world can blow a $1000 dress out of the water. And at the top of this list is the ever-lovely wife beater. And if you ask us, all any woman ever needs to wear to blow us fellas out the water is one of these bodacious tank tops, a pair of yoga pants and a smile. Anything more is a waste.

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