Each Tuesday, we roam the rocky, rowdy landscape of Twitter to pluck the world’s most perfect WTF photos. Last week, we featured Toy Story on Facebook, Carl the Hand-Eating Llama, W.I.F.E. material, Minnie Mouse’s dong, and Thongies (for the cutting edge slut baby). This week, we have the perfect gift for your girlfriend, Jesus… Click to read more

The very first issue of Rolling Stone magazine was published on November 9, 1967. In the debut issue, Jann wrote, “is not just about the music, but about the things and attitudes that music embraces.” During the 1980s the magazine began to shift focus towards being a general “entertainment” magazine. Music was still a dominant topic but there was increasing coverage of celebrities in television, movies and the pop culture of the day. The magazine also initiated its annual “Hot Issue” during this time. With it came sexier covers. To celebrate the anniversary of the mag’s premiere, we’ve pulled together its 39 sexiest covers. Take a look then vote for the one you think trumps them all in our poll below.

November 7th is National Magazine Day. When you’re looking to buy a magazine, the first thing you see is the cover (editor’s note: Duh). If you happened to see the covers of the 70 issues here, you might have bought the mag without even opening the pages; they’re that amazing. You can forget the phrase “you can’t judge a book by its cover” for now because, well, they’re not books (editor’s note: double duh). From Lindsay Lohan to Victoria Silvstedt, from GQ to Playboy, we’re looking at 70 of the sexiest magazine covers in honor of this special, glossified day. Check out the hottest covers to ever grace newsstands and mailboxes in our gallery after the jump.

Last week, J. Cole’s “Mr. Nice Watch” featuring Jay-Z CRUSHED the competition in our poll, snatching away 86% of the total vote. This week’s edition features tracks from Radiohead, Tinie Tempah, One Republic, Maroon 5, and T-Pain – HOLLA ATCHA BOY! Check out the mega-gigawatts after the jump, son! (And don’t forget to vote for your favorite joint in our poll at the bottom).

You’ve gotta hand it to these women, they’re really taking the phrase ‘wife beater’ back. I often think that the best thing a hottie can wear is something ridiculously simple because a sexy girl is going to look sexy, straight up. Bells and whistles only distract from t*ts and @ss. A simple tee or wifebeater on a chick also reminds me of seeing a girl in the morning, which is obviously a good thing. Check out these unfairly hot chicks keeping it simple. And hot. Really, really f*cking hot.

Bras get a bad rap. They seldom stay on and when they come off, no one cares what happens to them. They have a shelf life of 2 years and there always seems to be a newer, thinner, better versions coming out. Even so, some of the most beautiful women in Hollywood have good reason to purchase many more bras since the ones they use now barely contain the twins. So here’s the full rundown of the hardest working bras in Hollywood ranked from smallest cup size to largest. Check it out after the jump.

June 6th is the anniversary of D-Day aka Operation Neptune, which was the day the Allied Forces invaded and won Normandy, France. The operation was the largest amphibious invasion in world history, with over 195,000 Allied personnel in over 5,000 ships involved. If you’ve ever seen Saving Private Ryan (or even the Robot Chicken spoof of Saving Private Ryan’s beach scene), you might have the slightest understanding of the sacrifices made on that day. We salute their efforts with the largest gallery of gigantor boobs to ever invade your eyeballs. Check it out after the jump.

It’s prom season, y’all. You know what that means – horrible bronzing, butchered hair cuts, super fake eyelashes, ghetto fabulous dresses, and those boss tuxedos from Dumb & Dumber. If you’ve ever hung out with a girl you know about Us magazine and their feature called, “Celebs – just like us!”, which drives regular Joes like us f***ing insane. Why chicks like seeing pics of celebs doing normal every day sh*t is beyond me. Anyway, turns out celebrities ALSO WENT TO PROM JUST LIKE US!!!! OMG!!! WTF!1!1!1!1 Some of these pics are pretty hilarious. So, I guess now we can finally put those rumors of celebrities being genetically engineered super robot aliens to rest. See the gallery after the jump!

Tonight is the premiere of the sorta American Idol knockoff The Voice, featuring Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton and, of course, Christina Aguilera – the only reason we’re thinking about tuning in tonight. If you’re anything like us, you’ve probably admired Christina’s various looks over the last decade plus and now with these sexy animated gifs of Ms. Drrrty,  you can relive all her jiggles, wriggles, rump-shakes, lap dances, and crotch close-ups in short, looping snippets! Check ‘em out after the jump!

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Two weeks ago, we gave away an iPad to the winner of our “Caption This” contest and this last week we anounced another iPad giveaway. Instead of doing another “Caption This” contest, we  peer pressured you to get down and dirty with the rich and famous using Jeep’s “Mud U” Facebook app. After sifting through more than 100 submissions to COED Magazine’s Facebook Wall we narrowed the list down to our 16 favorite submissions (view below). See who won after the jump!

Since its inaugural year in 2001, AskMen’s rankings of the “Top 99 Most Desirable Women” features female stars their readers favor the most based upon attributes men want in a companion. After more than 5 million votes, their 10th annual list revealed a blend of fresh, new faces along with seasoned veterans like Gisele Bundchen and Angelina Jolie who’ve made it onto all 10 editions. Beyoncé emerged as “Woman of the Decade” by ranking high on the list nine times, making it to No. 1 in 2007. Read more after the jump!

We think it’s safe to say Katy Perry / Katy Brand absolutely dominated the year in celebrity cleavage. Yes, Christina Hendricks got things off to a voluptuous start, Diora Baird threw her sweater kittens into the ring with this Twitpic, Rosie Jones showed off her heavy artillery, and Adriana Lima might have flaunted the most expensive cleavage, but in terms of consistently making headlines with her rack in 2010, the Teenage Dream Queen squashed the competition. As we dust off the cobwebs from New Year’s Eve, we take a look back at the very best in celebrity cleavage from the previous year. Who will dominate 2011?

We consider ourselves connoisseurs of cupping the boob. Go ahead. Google “Hand Bras”. I’ll wait. See? 2010 was a helluva year for hand bras. It seemed everyone was getting in on the hot hand bra action from Heidi Klum, Karla Spice, and Vikki Blows to Lucy Pinder, Olivia Munn, and Jenn Favre-Sterger. Considering its popularity Victoria’s Secret might want to consider making one. The best part about hand bras, they’re really not that hard to unhook, just hold a Louis Vuitton bag over their head.

Not even grown up yet and already so talented with that wonderous invention we call beer. He downs this ice cold pitcher in one and is sure to be treated to some happy time by that blonde babe sitting next to him.