Tonight is the premiere of the sorta American Idol knockoff The Voice, featuring Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton and, of course, Christina Aguilera – the only reason we’re thinking about tuning in tonight. If you’re anything like us, you’ve probably admired Christina’s various looks over the last decade plus and now with these sexy animated gifs of Ms. Drrrty,  you can relive all her jiggles, wriggles, rump-shakes, lap dances, and crotch close-ups in short, looping snippets! Check ‘em out after the jump!

Remember the first time you ever saw Christina Aguilera? We do. And we thought she was hot then. And somehow, despite plastic surgery, giving birth, and the all general wear and tear that a perform endures over the years, she is still really F’ing hot! Just look at her! Tell us you wouldn’t give your right (or left, you choose) nut to get in on that action. You can’t. Because you would.

Since her “What a Girl Wants” video premiered in 1999, we’ve been smitten for this blond bombshell. And then she just kept getting hotter and hotter. Even being pregnant seemed to make her more fly. It’s like she’s some sort of sexy superhero who’s special ability is to make us horny.
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