UPDATE: We now have the non-bootleg HD version. A bootleg version of the first full length trailer for The Dark Knight Rises has been leaked online and it’s everything we could’ve hoped for and more. If this doesn’t cement our pick as the most anticipated movie of 2012, I don’t know what does. You’ve got Anne Hathaway as Selena Kyle (quite possibly her sexiest role yet) whispering into Bruce Wayne’s ear about the demise of Gotham, you’ve got Bane blowing Heinz Field to smithereens as Hines Ward is somehow too in the zone (literally and figuratively) to notice he just lost his entire team, and you’ve got some kinda weird batmobile that flies. Welcome to the highest grossing film of all-time. Check out the legend ending after the jump.

Every single day, I see some of the dumbest people and their videos. While it doesn’t take a whole lot for me to laugh at someone once, that someone has to be a real jackass to keep my attention for longer than a week. For those trying to do this, I’ll throw you a bone: freaking out and shoving a remote up your bum because your WoW account was suspended is a good start. Yeah I just revealed one of the idiots on our list, but trying to narrow down all the other ‘tards to a concise 15 was pretty hard. Be glad you’re not one of the 15 internet jackasses and reap the benefits of our hard labor after the jump!

The scenario’s all too familiar, you’re sitting on your couch, out-of-shape, covered in food crumbs watching Conan, Jimmy, SportsCenter or… E! News… and you see a guy who’s got it all. Money, looks, women – the dude isn’t lacking in ANY of those categories. With the new body swap comedy “The Change-Up” hitting theaters August 5th, we decided to take a look at the 10 dudes we’d like to pee in a magical wish-granting fountain with. Check out who made the cut in our slideshow after the jump.

The Coen Brothers remake of the western classic “True Grit” hits theaters tomorrow. If you haven’t seen the previews or opened your eyes in the past week, “True Grit” stars Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon, Josh Brolin, and this 14 year old prodigy Hailee Steinfeld. Bridges plays a tough U.S. Marshal who helps a stubborn young woman played by Steinfeld track down her father’s murderer. They showed a clip from the movie on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night and she was unbelievably good. Anyway, you should go see it. Also, here are 8 other westerns that should be in your Netflix queue.

In its second week, the Rapunzel based toon flick took over the #1 spot from Harry Pooper, nabbing $21 mil. Its budget? $260 mil. That’s a lotta coin. New entry “The Warrior’s Way” just cracked the top 10 at #9 while the Black Swan kicked so much tailfeather it’s expanding like whoa. Be sure to check out our “Girls of Blac… Click to read more

Growing up is hard. Especially when you’re famous at a very early age. Many child actors are unable to lead a normal childhood and turn to the fast lane, Hollywood lifestyle of drugs and booze. Some, like Drew Barrymore, are able to pull out of the tailspin, some fade into oblivion (to the dismay of their fans), and others look like they’ve never aged! Hell, you might be watching a child star on your TV or in the theater later and not even know it! So, buckle up, hop in our DeLorean, ‘cuz we’re doin’ a little time travel with these “Then and Now” pics of famous faces.

Bruce Wayne. Tony Stark. Megatron. If you know who those 3 are, you have passed the geek test and will be in for a treat with this post. With super hero movies coming out every weekend these days, we thought we’d be the filter for you and give you some insight on some of the most anticipated super hero movies to come over the next couple of years.

A Purdue University student newspaper ran a racy cartoon that showed a man having sex with a woman then switching out with a different man without the woman’s knowledge.

The 2010 summer blockbuster season hosted a slew of disappointing flicks, prompting critics and film-goers to crown 2010 “The Worst Movie Year Ever” by mid-July. This verdict is understandable given the mega-flops of the early summer (Robin Hood, A-Team), but it’s a bit premature. When 2010 comes to a close, these 8 films might just save the year from being the worst ever.

It doesn’t take an overpaid Hollywood executive to figure out how to make a summer blockbuster. In fact, we’re pretty confident that any guy with a camera and YouTube account can whip up his own pretty quickly using our formula. Oh and you’ll probably also need access to a few major Hollywood stars…but they shouldn’t be too hard to find.

The best movie break-up line of all time is said by Patrick Bateman  in 2000′s American Psycho.  In the middle of a crowded restaurant, Bateman finally tells his girlfriend Evelyn to take a hike.  After attempting to break it to Evelyn easily (“Evelyn, you’re not terribly important to me”), Bateman assesses the situation a… Click to read more

If there was one web meme that defined 2009 it was the Auto Tune. So leave it to the internet to apply this over-applied ‘make-any-rapper-a-singer” tool to the year that almost was. I have to admit it’s disgustingly awesome, despite the fact that that Michael Jackson and Tiger Woods are not even a mention. Wait, on second thought…

The Internet is literally filled with jackasses. Their misfortunes and apparent retardation are a large part of what keeps people coming back. So to narrow it down to only 15 might be a bit audacious. But that doesn’t mean we can’t try. Here are the 15 people we here at COED think deserve a spot in the history books under “Biggest Internet Jackasses of All-time.” Enjoy.

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As many of you heard, last night there was a “fight” in a WNBA game that looked about as real as a WWE wrestling match – we’re not the only one to make the case that this was a publicity stunt used to draw attention into the “intensity” of the sport.
Since the WNBA is now implementing circus like publicity stunts to draw atte… Click to read more