I highly doubt I’m shedding new light on a burnt-out subject, but Chris “Leave Britney Alone!” Crocker is a pointless piece of pop-culture, destined to become a third-tier Jeopardy answer.
Earlier today Page Six reported that Chris Crocker has retracted his infamous “Leave Britney alone!” catchphrase, stating the fol… Click to read more

Oh, reality shows: the bane of our existence and our favorite guilty pleasure. ‘Tis a paradox.
When word first came around that Poison frontman Bret Michaels was poised to star in his own reality show, flashes of teased hair, war-paint makeup and garish outfits plagued my subconscious. And whaddaya know – the show played out with every stereot… Click to read more

Before Chris Crocker whined his way into our subconscious, before Tay Zonday baffled YouTube audiences with “Chocolate Rain,” there was Kelly – “Shoes” Kelly.
After almost a year of anticipation, Kelly (real name Liam Sullivan) has finished “her” video for “Let Me Borrow That Top,” a song rec… Click to read more

Sexy girls farting: it’s a myth that, once in a great while, is debunked by a crop-duster totally embarrassed by their flatulence – but not Peteuse, the sexiest farter on the web.
Peteuse, a 31-year-old hottie hailing from San Francisco, is a soon-to-be YouTube celebrity, known for her good looks and funny demeanor as much as her legendary air b… Click to read more

What do you get when you mix a bleached midwestern queen screaming under his bedsheet, with a monotonous, bouncing, electric piano line?
A whole lot of pain – chocolate pain. Here is our rendition of the newest YouTube crazy, Chris Crocker ranting over Tay Zonday’s viral classic, “Chocolate Rainâ€?.
The end result ain’t pretty. We apologize i… Click to read more