All the rage this week is the “Oprah Chimp Lady,” a.k.a., the woman who got her hand and her face f**king bitten off by a g*ddamn chimpanzee. Now, we can’t exactly say we’re surprised by this outcome; if you’re going hang out with wild animals, expect to have something bitten off at some point. Luckily, our good friend and master cartoonist, Pat Keegan of TheFreckledFinger.com has put the whole thing into perspective.