Hooters really sells itself short when it describes itself as “a neighborhood place, not a typical family restaurant.” Just because a majority of the ‘families’ that go there are divorced or recently-separated men who have their babies for the weekend doesn’t mean that Hooters has the right to define “typical.&#… Click to read more

November is Child Safety & Protection Month. I’m constantly amazed at how many straight awful parents there are out there. It leads me to think we should definitely have a test you should pass to have kids. You have to take a test to drive a 3,000 lb weapon that could potentially kill others, and adopting parents have to pass all kinds of tests to take on a kid, so why not birth parents. Yeah, it’s totally sci-fi totalitarianism but I don’t care. I don’t want to see any more of what you’re about to see in our humongous gallery of parenting fails.

I feel like this is the second commercial to that bogus ‘Hail to the V’ series for Summer’s Eve. It shows what happens after those fights. Here’s what probably happened: after this boy kicked the other neighborhood sh*t out of the sandbox, he won this girl (just like in the commercial). Now she’s getting it all confused, thinking he wants marriage. Nope, he just wanted some of that cootie-free “V” and becomes visibly upset about the confusion. Check out the hilarious argument below!

So, you just graduated with your major — now what? Grad school? Professional school? Joining the work force? In honor of the recession and new grads having a hard time finding jobs that relate to their specific field, here is a list of ten jobs you definitely won’t want after college — especially if you majored in the following.

I like kids and all, but anytime somebody comes up with a plan to scare the ever-living crap out of them, I’m all for it. And so is this dude, who covers his entire body in seaweed and then leaps out when the children come over to investigate what the hell that giant pile of seaweed is. Something tells me they’re all wishing they still wore diapers.

Once you’re an adult, Christmas pretty much just becomes a time to give kids a bunch of crap they probably don’t need. So once you’re done thoroughly spoiling them this holiday season, it’s time to teach the little buggers a lesson. Now, hurting a kid is not as easy as you might think…

In a half-assed attempt to keep children from having contact with violent and child sex offenders this Halloween, Maryland is requiring 1,200 felons in the state to put up a poster of a, get this, orange pumpkin, to be the ‘Scarlet Letter’ warning to parents and children not to trick-or-treat at that house.
Granted, the sign also says “No… Click to read more

Has it finally happened? Are people finally ready to stop taking cheap shots at Britney Spears (both literally and figuratively) and start locking her up?
Maybe, according to the swarm of paps:

You would think it was the night of Princess Di’s accident the way all forms of media clustered around the ambulance housing Britney Spears, who was under the i… Click to read more

Track Santa as he makes his deliveries all over the world! Google Maps will refresh Santa’s position every 5 minutes.
I’m gonna spill the beans: Santa doesn’t exist. Sorry to break your hearts. With that said, this site is perfect for those of us with young siblings. They will get a kick out of NORAD Santa Tracker. Stop being so smug and loos… Click to read more

Joey Bishop, the last living member of the Rat Pack, died today at 89. Don’t worry, Joey – heaven will be waiting with martinis, lounge music and broads upon your arrival. (Yahoo)
Hannah Montana tour tickets are in demand; Ticketmaster blames demand on brokers for reselling tickets at over twice their original value (front row for $2500 a pop).… Click to read more

This couple (sadly) outdid Maury Povich with a little help from their friends. (Sky News)
Florida mom waves gun at kids at a bus stop, shouting “You can all get some of this!” after hearing about her son getting bullied. The whole incident occurred on the west side of town. It’s painfully obvious: momma was just representing the westsiiii… Click to read more

Oklahoma State University Head Coach Mike Gundy is not a happy man. Take a look at this clip where Coach Gundy unloads his anger on The Daily Oklahoman over a recently published article about benched Quarterback Bobby Reid.… Click to read more