From Adam & Eve to Samuel L. Jackson, humans and snakes have had a contentious relationship. But throw on on a half-naked chick, and it changes everything. Instead of being creepy, haunting creatures feared by all, they’re a hot accessory that make the chick seem dangerous and extra sexy. Not that we want our girlfriends carrying around 9-foot pythons or anything. Wait, yes we do…  (more…)

As an iPhone user, it can sometimes seem like every other person on Earth also has an iPhone. But it turns out that one very important demographic has shunned the nifty touch screen device: hot chicks. To document this strange phenomena, our friends over at Ziggytek.com have compiled the 12 hottest “Hollywood” stunners who’ve turned their backs on Apple for the Blackberry.

Check out all the Blackberry hotties, here!

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We know yoga doesn’t really have anything to do with sex, but there’s just something about a woman bending into impossible positions while wearing tight, skimpy outfits (if anything at all) that screams “Let’s get naked and do it!” And after checking out this sexy selection of fantastically flexible yoga babes, we know you’ll agree. (more…)

Are the seats sticking to your legs? Having to “adjust yourself” every three seconds because your board shorts have the ventilation capacity of a Ziplock freezer bag? Gentlemen the summer is upon us, and the same season that produces sweat stains and shaved chests for you, is the same one that brings out the best girls in life; The Girls of Summer.

These girls are the reason you stick it out through the sweater and Ugg boots months, just waiting for short dresses and bikinis to come pushing up through the earth like daises or your yard’s groundhog problem. They come in all shapes and sizes (skinny preferred), with different personalities and, well, assets. So how do you know who is who and just how to woo them? Read on and take notes…

Check out COED’s Guide To The Girls of Summer after the jump!  (more…)

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The best thing about Memorial Day is that it means summer is finally here! And with summer comes the good things in life. But one of the best parts is, you guessed it, chicks in (and out of) bikinis. One of the best places to see the sexy stunners of summer showing tons of skin is the lovely Lake Havasu, which has everything from endless beer to boats to loads of ladies taking off pretty much everything. Care to take a look? (more…)

Whoever came up with this game was (is?) a damn genius. If you didn’t already know, it’s called “Suck and Blow”. And the object of the game is to pass paying cards from mouth-to-mouth without letting the card fall. But for the record, this game really shouldn’t be played unless it’s played by a gaggle of giggling girls in skimpy outfits, just sayin’…

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Girls. In bikinis. Fighting. What could be better? Well, how about watching the said sexy combo from the comfort of your couch? Which is just what volume three of the Knockout Queens DVD franchise promises, letting you view ladies like Kreamy and Sequenta pummel each other while wearing over-sized gloves and very little in the way of formal clothing.

Click here for the teaser (and skip to the minute mark for some ‘unique’ card girl action.)