These ladies know how to listen to some good Funday advice and are 100% embracing the cheer of the season. It’s either that, or the fact that the pressure to buy awesome gifts for people and attend every party that they’ve been invited to has really gotten to them. Either way, these girls making out with each other and rubbing up on Jolly Saint Nick really are perpetuating the notion of “T*ts the season…” Check out the drunken ladies after the jump!

Last year, Amber Heard was the woman who wowed us most. The hotter version of Kristen Stewart continued to crush in ’11 despite the performance and critical reception of Drive Angry, The Rum Diary, and The Playboy Club. So, where does she fall on this year’s countdown? How do vets like Lindsay Lohan and Brooklyn Decker fare? Who are this year’s Ines Sainz and Anna Chapman – the buzzworthy newsmakers that caused enough headlines to warrant a spot amongst the legends? Check out our comprehensive slideshow and let us know if we missed anyone in the comments after the jump.

Unless you’re an absolute pornstar, odds are you’ve probably experienced a woman faking an orgasm. Some are better actors than others. Hell, even few male pornstars can make chicks come to fruition every time. Truth is, most girls can’t climax through vaginal intercourse and if they can, it’s only from the right moves in the right conditions at the right time in the right setting. While the thought of a chick lying to your grill is downright infuriating, the fairer gender have their reasons. Find out what they are after the jump.

I wish that all forms of protection were this sexy. Sure we’ve already hit you guys with sexy girls rocking the football jersey, but we’re taking it to another level: chicks in shoulder pads. While this uniform is pretty much the standard for the Lingerie Football League, seeing these girls on TV versus seeing HQ photos makes all the difference. “Why have the shoulder pads when you can just take them off?” you might ask. Dudes, the pads are for your protection, not theirs. That’s how powerful this gallery is. Check it out after the jump!

“Hotties In The Wild” is Double Viking’s comprehensive collection of candid twitpics, mobile uploads, and self-shot photos featuring “real” sexy chicks. By “real” we mean, everyday girl next door types who fly under the radar – no celebrities, models, or magazine scans. That face-melter you saw at the gym? They probably have pics of her. In fact, they have more than 12,700 images in their arsenal, but who’s got the time to peruse all that potentially attainable ‘tang? Us! So, we decided to save you some time and pick out the best of the breast. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Not only is December 1st World AIDS Day but December is AIDS Awareness Month. If you’re not aware of AIDS, I don’t know what to tell you: Get out more? Complete your education? Play the lottery? This year the campaign’s slogan is “Getting To Zero”, which totally contradicts Vanilla Ice’s catchphrase, “Drop that zero and get with the hero!”. Personally, I think Coke Zero should sponsor that sh*t – I love that mess. Anyway, there’s ZERO chance you won’t like our gallery of beautiful women wearing red. Why red? That’s the color you’re supposed to rock in support of AIDS awareness. Seriously, man, you gotta read/watch the news.

I tell you what, if there’s one night you’d have to pick to go out, it’s gotta be the night before Thanksgiving aka Blackout Wednesday. People are just looking to get weird. You name it, and chances are someone’s gonna do it. We’d like to use a football analogy since the NFL is bound to dominate your T-give when it comes to Blackout Wednesday – the kickoff is when chicks start grabbing each other’s boobs. That’s when you know it’s on. If you don’t think the girls in this photo gallery you’re about to see are ready for rowdy raunchiness, you need to start chuggin’ ASAP. Check it out after the jump.

October 28th is National Bandana Day when we show our support for cancer awareness by wearing or displaying a kerchief. We’ve already shown you what’s at stake with breast cancer and what you can wear (pink), now you can double your efforts with a pink bandana. Rock that ‘ish on the streets and you’ll be swimming in tail in no time. To celebrate the day we pulled together this photo gallery of hotties flashing hankies in support of the cause. Even the Crips and Bloods have to appreciate this! Click to see the pics.

Starting today in New York City, Comic Con is making its’ way to the Javits Center until October 16th. From either your own personal knowledge or our previous posts about Comic Con, you know that there’s gonna be nerd-porn galore: comics, video games, movies, and hot girls dressed as fictional characters they wouldn’t be caught dead in unless they were paid. Don’t get me wrong: hot girl geeks exist, they’re out there. Just check out our gallery of girls rocking Superhero undies after the jump!

The sidewinder: what a thing of beauty. Over the years, it seems that guys get a new type of boob to drool over every so often. We’ve always had the standard cleavage, but babes have been finding more and more inventive ways to expose themselves as much as possible. The sideboob and the underboob are classics, but what we here at COED call the Sidewinder boob is really something special. Not every girl can successfully pull it off, but these ladies are sidewinder ninjas. Keep an eye out for the chicks who can pull of the double sidewinder, because that’s no joke. Check out the newest trend in awesome boobage after the jump!

Five seasons. 76 episodes. Unlimited lessons. With the new slate of Fall TV shows hitting the tube in the coming month, millions of fans will undoubtedly go through FNL withdrawal. Hardly any of the new programs will offer the kind of character analysis FNL did. While you were drooling over MILF Tami Taylor and bad girl Tyra Collette, female fans of Friday Night Lights were focused on the hunky dudes of the Dillon Panthers. Check out why women go batsh*t crazy for each of the show’s male leads and learn how you can bring a little bit of each character into your own dating and mating. Break out the notepad and check ‘em out after the jump.

September 9th is National Teddy Bear Day. It’s a scientific fact chicks LOVE teddy bears; probably moreso than flowers or chocolates for the simple fact the huggably soft furballs last longer (in bed… what’s their secret!?). Buy a girl a teddy bear and she’s more likely to show her appreciation by rockin’ a teddy – the bodysuit-like lingerie, which combines a camisole and panty in one piece. We’ve never wanted to be a teddy bear more than after seeing these pics of hot girls in teddies. We knew being a furry would pay off eventually. Check out the girrrrrrrrls after the jump.

On September 6th, 1959, Mattel sold the first ever Barbie doll. The big breasted, tiny waisted, long legged figurine has given girls complexes for decades, prompting feminists everywhere to call for its ban. To them we say, chill out. If a woman wants to rock platinum blonde locks, big pouty lips, humongous fake t*ts, and ridiculous measurements, let ‘em. You don’t see us protesting the fugly trolls at a taping of The View – it’s their choice to crush tons of cupcakes. Previously, we showed you Barbie dolls behaving badly, now we present real life Barbie girls. Hopefully, they’re not into dudes without genitals. Check ‘em out in our gallery after the jump.

I gotta believe that getting pantsed has to be the lowest form of humiliation a guy can suffer. Let’s just say a friend of ours in high school got a little tipsy and let down his guard and now everyone in his class knows how cold Mrs. Finn’s basement can get. While pantsing a dude can end in red faces and black eyes, pantsing a girl is just good ol’ fashioned (and super f***ing hot) fun. I mean, LOOK at what this chick is rocking under her pants! She’s like Spider-Woman. Anyway, check out more wholesome de-pantsing of the fairer gender in our gallery after the jump.

Uh, what the H happened to summer? Did we just black out / time travel the past 3 months? Labor Day could be the sh*ttiest of sh*tshows and we mean that in the most praise-worthy way. It’s the last chance – the culmination of all your summer partying efforts. No more time to waste – you gotta go out in a blaze of glory. We’re talking Bucket List type sh*t. To get you in the mood, we’re bidding adios to the sexiest season with 21 photo galleries of sexy girls doing summer things like washing cars in bikinis, rocking microkinis, and Jell-O wrestling to name a few. Check ‘em out after the jump then let us know what you’ll miss most in the comments!