In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, we cover Ochocinco going to the Patriots, Chris Kluwe’s demands for giving up his #5 jersey to Donovan McNabb, Denise Richards goes girl on girl in real life, rioting in LA, oil bikinis, Han Solo bitches out Chewbacca, Danielle Kn in a bikini, Lily Aldridge in lingerie, the 2012 Olympic medals, Morrissey comparing fast food to the massacre in Norway, Logan Morrison’s run-in with a praying mantis, Hideki Irabu’s suicide, donating to the Netflix Relief Fun, the donut burger, the dino bone ipad 2, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

This video makes me feel so many emotions. Most of them include anger and hate. The bummy actors in this video have ruined two important eras for me. It wasn’t enough for them to take a massive dump on my nerdy Star Wars phase, but they had to wipe themselves with AC/DC, Guns and Roses and Metallica then flush them both down the toilet together. Check out the video after I jump.

May 19th is Peter Mayhew’s birthday! Who’s Mayhew? He’s the dude who was inside the Chewbacca costume for the Star Wars movies. Pete, who stands at 7’3″, turns 67 today. He got the role simply by standing up. Easy enough. You, on the other hand, might want to sit down for these truly choice Chewbacca pics. We’ve got Chewbacca dogs, Chewie riding a bike, getting a haircut, celebrating Christmas, wearing a bikini, impersonating Ronnie from Jersey Shore, hanging out with Gary Coleman and Ron Jeremy, kissing, grabbing, feeding, judging, and laying down tasty licks. Check ‘em all out in our gallery after the jump!

Being the sexually active, irresponsible college student that I am, I’ve gone home with my fair share of random girls, and over the past couple of years I’ve come across some sleeping habits that annoy the hell out of me. Nothing is worse than having a peaceful night’s sleep ruined by your hookup’s uncontrollable unconscious tendencies. But I digress. Anyway, here are five habits that annoy me more than most:

Harrison Ford is a Hollywood institution. He played Indiana Jones, banged Princess Leia, and spoke wookie. He’s a credit to men everywhere. And part of his badassery is the fact that he can pretty much bitch slap you with his focused, steely glare. Not only did that testicle tearing stare scare the bad guys, but it might have scared success away from his co-stars.