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Recently named the #1 sexiest woman in the world by FHM UK, WAG extraordinaire Cheryl Tweedy Cole is a British model, TV personality and pop star of the group Girls Aloud. On top of being staggeringly hot, Cheryl has had 21 UK Top Ten singles, and in 2008, became a judge on Brit reality show The X Factor, as well as appearing in tons of magazines around the world. (more…)

With Detroit failing, Wall Street falling, houses foreclosing and unemployment rising, 2009 is looking like it’s going to be an interesting year. And what better way to count away the days than with the hottest chicks on the planet? From the sexiest celebrities to car wash cuties, we’ve compiled The Top 26 Ridiculously Hot Calendars of 2009 to help you forget the suckitude that’s right around the corner. Happy New Year!

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