What’s in the pot, Martha – pot? Clearly not.

When comedienne/everywoman Amy Sedaris appeared on Martha Stewart recently to cook “Lil’ Smokie Cheese Balls” she stated that A1 sauce “is equivalent to Bongwater.”

Martha obviously had no idea what Sedaris was talking about.

Then Sedaris proceeded to say that she “used to smoke”…so Martha replied “do you like smoked cheese?” Clueless! I can’t believe this “baker” has never been “baked.” (more…)

Dorm living always brings along one of those douchy cheeseballs who finds motivation in hanging an inspirational poster on their wall.

Winners (Three dudes running in the sun rise): While most are dreaming of success, winners wake-up and work hard to achieve it.

Integrity (Waves crashing on a rocky beach): Integrity comes when character is tested; keep true and never be ashamed of doing what is right.

Sure, broski: flaunt the fact that you are articulate, interested in reading/politics/economics and are probably better than me at everything. One day you’ll be my boss but at least my friends and I can check out the following gallery of bad motivational posters and laugh at you behind your back.

Check out the motivational glory after the jump! (more…)