Happy Canada Day, everyone! To celebrate, we’ve put together a ton of CFL cheerleaders for your viewing pleasure. Now, there’s no question the NFL usually kicks the crap out of Canada’s CFL. With only eight teams in the entire league, it’s just not a fair fight. But regardless of their shortcomings, our pig skin-loving brothers to the North still know how to pick their cheerleaders. From the Montreal Alouettes to the BC Felions, these spirit-filled hotties can really warm up a crowd. And with the Conference Semifinals having wrapped-up this past weekend, the Conference Finals this coming weekend and the Grey Cup (their Super Bowl) at the end of the month, it’s time you got familiar with the Cheerleaders of the CFL. Anything less just wouldn’t be neighborly. We don’t want that, now do we?

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A 21-year-old Ohio native, Brooklyn Decker makes modeling look easy with her all-American good looks and a body to kill for. She appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition three times, in 2006 – 2008, as well as Teen Vogue, Cosmo, Glamour and FHM.

Click to see Brooklyn Deckers’ full “Week That Way” gallery!

Friday, November 14th

Held Down By an Ape, Mauled to Death by a Liger

Last night, my friend Jane told me the craziest f**king sh*t I’ve ever heard. In fact, I doubt what I’m about to tell you has ever happened before in all of history. But I must say, this story’s not for the feint of heart. So unless you think incredibly horrible things happening to super dumbasses is gut-bustingly hilarious, I’d recommend you stop reading right now. Otherwise, your mind is about to be blown.

The COED Answer Mime Takes Your Questions…

Here at COED Magazine, we receive enormous amounts of fan mail every day. Some of it just says how awesome we are, while other letters beg for our help. We may not have all the answers, but we definitely have most of them, so listen up and you might learn a thing or two. The following are answers to a few common questions we have received in the past.

The Hottest NHL Ice Dancers of ‘08 – ‘09

We’ve been as guilty as any when it comes to equal coverage of professional cheerleaders.It’s always about football cheerleaders while there are other sports out there where the women shake it for a living. Take the NHL for example.

Did you realize that there are plenty of hot women in the league who skate around the ice and dance on a frozen surface?

Thursday, November 13th

Cheerleader Showdown VIII

As you all know, we here at COED love these peppy ladies more than life itself (except the part of life that involves cheerleaders, of course). So get ready for our eighth installment of Cheerleader Showdown!

A Very Sh*tty One Night Stand

Call me a sick son-of-a-b*tch, but there are few things I love more than a good unfortunate/unexpected sh*t story. And by unfortunate/unexpected, I mean the kind of situation that is made extremely complicated and uncomfortable due to an unexpected bowel movement. The following is a totally true account of perhaps the greatest sh*t story ever. (The names and places have been changed to protect the innocent and the guilty. If you are easily offended, now is a good time to stop reading)

Quick Guide To Using NyQuil To Sleep

Having trouble falling asleep in the noisy dorms? Neighbors blasting the TV or stereo? Are your suite mates keeping you awake with loud moans and groans of sexual ecstasy? Like it or not, students are turning to over-the-counter sleeping aides to escape the many late night dorm distractions. College kids are popping Tylenol PM like they are Tic-Tacs and downing death-red NyQuil like it’s cherry soda.

5 Terrible Pick-Up Lines That Might Get You Laid

News flash! Some bad pick-up lines can actually work to land yourself a new lady friend – and you know you want a new lady friend. So like a lion pacing the Savannah, you go to the target rich environment of your choice looking for love. If you are 5’2, 250 this advice will not help. Sorry old chap. If you are a young George Clooney, you don’t need help. But if you are reasonable looking single guy or simply an unfaithful bastard, here are some time tested lines and some analysis of each.

Wednesday, November 12th

Adriana Lima is Today’s Daily Snapshot

What more needs to be said about Adriana Lima that hasn’t already been said? She is hands down one of the most gorgeous women in the world – and don’t let the fact that she is engaged to Memphis Grizzly player Marko Jaric discourage you. Like many of her fellow models Adriana comes from Brazil. While she is best known as a Victoria’s Secret underwear model she has also appeared in several sexy layouts for magazines such as GQ and Esquire. Check your mailboxes for the holiday issue of the Victoria’s Secret catalog which is bound to feature several sexy shots of Lima.

007 Movies In Order of Greatness: Bond Girl Edition

Quantum of Solace, the latest film in the James Bond series staring Daniel Craig and the stunningly sexy Olga Kurylenko, drops in American theaters this Friday. Before everyone straps in for the newest 007 flick lets go back and rank the previous 21 films. Bond films are known worldwide for their action, villains, gadgets, and of course: the sexy Bond girls!

Gluttonous Turkey Leg Porn

Ladies and gentlemen, Thanksgiving Day is just around the corner – and that means tons and tons of delicious food to feast upon. It also means that we have a thinly veiled excuse for publishing what can only be described as some new type of underground fetish – eating giant turkey legs. WTF, you ask? Well, we have no F’ing clue.

Winners Of Our Eagles Of Death Metal Giveaway Are…

Earlier this month, we held a contest in support of the Eagles of Death Metal’s new album, Heart On, and their upcoming tour. Drumroll please….and the winners are: Zach Caby from Manhattan, KS and Natasha Booker from Trenton, NJ!!! The EMOD / Babeland Prizepak includes an Eagles of Death Metal ‘Heart On’ CD, a Babeland Pocket Rocket, Megastretch Cockring, 1 oz. bottle of Babelube, and 1 oz. bottle of Babeland Massage Oil.

Tuesday, November 11th

Playboy’s 10 Great American Dive Bars

Playboy has scoured America high and low leaving no saloon or tavern untouched to produce the definitive list of 2008’s 10 Greatest American Dive Bars. In this list you’ll find “regional hot spots in unlikely locales, from a hole in the wall in San Francisco to a busting Nashville landmark.” Even though you’re more likely to find people doing keg stands than a Playmate of Kayla Collins’ [NSFW] caliber at these grungy dive bars we still like them a whole lot.

Heat-Packin’ Honeys

Today’s Veteran’s Day. And we could think of no better way to honor those who have served our country with bravery and honor than by combining two of the greatest things in life: sexy chicks and heavy weaponry. We’re not sure what it is, but when a hot girl picks up a firearm, it gets the blood flowing faster than a machine gun burst. If you have a girlfriend, we suggest you go to your local gun store and pick her up a smokin’ hot new accessory.

How to Defeat the Cock-Blocking Roommate

It’s happened to every college guy. You’re out drinking, you meet a nice girl, things are going great, and you decide to head back to her place because she “has Nintendo Wii and wants to beat you in bowling.” On the way to her apartment you’re thinking that maybe tonight is the night to try that new move you saw on FHM’s Kama Sutra, until you walk in the front door and find yourself staring into the eyes of the anti-Christ herself: the cock-blocking roommate. Here are a few tips on how to defeat this evil enemy and ultimately get you little pencil wet.

Another Favre Is Demolishing Passing Records

The Favre’s are doing it again in Mississippi – not only dominating on the football field but enjoying life off the field as well. Before St. Stanislaus’s October 31st season finale, junior quarterback Dylan Favre received his weekly pregame text message from “Uncle Brett” which read “Good luck and do what you do.” And Dylan did, going 23 of 35 for 358 yards and five touchdowns and with his final TD pass setting the Mississippi state record for touchdown passes in a single season with 43.

Monday, November 10th

The Week In Re-Boob: November 4th – 9th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

Cheerleaders of the CFL

There’s no question the NFL usually kicks the crap out of Canada’s CFL. With only eight teams in the entire league, it’s just not a fair fight. But regardless of their shortcomings, our pig skin-loving brothers to the North still know how to pick their cheerleaders. From the Montreal Alouettes to the BC Felions, these spirit-filled hotties can really warm up a crowd. And with the Conference Semifinals having wrapped-up this past weekend, the Conference Finals this coming weekend and the Grey Cup (their Super Bowl) at the end of the month, it’s time you got familiar with the Cheerleaders of the CFL. Anything less just wouldn’t be neighborly. We don’t want that, now do we?

How to Ruin a Date

Dating in college is weird. There’s a part of you that thinks going out to a nice restaurant with that chick from your Finance class would be a fun, mature thing to do. There’s also the part of you that thinks having her back to your apartment to see if you can get her drunk enough to bang on the first date would be way cooler. It’s these battling emotions that lead to some interesting dating experiences. The following are a few personal experiences of mine.

There’s no question the NFL usually kicks the crap out of Canada’s CFL. With only eight teams in the entire league, it’s just not a fair fight. But regardless of their shortcomings, our pig skin-loving brothers to the North still know how to pick their cheerleaders. From the Montreal Alouettes to the BC Felions, these spirit-filled hotties can really warm up a crowd. And with the Conference Semifinals having wrapped-up this past weekend, the Conference Finals this coming weekend and the Grey Cup (their Super Bowl) at the end of the month, it’s time you got familiar with the Cheerleaders of the CFL. Anything less just wouldn’t be neighborly. We don’t want that, now do we?