Chris Illuminati is the author of A**holeology: The Cheat Sheet, which makes him an authority on not only everything a**hole but also the dreaded counter-attitude: the douchebag approach to life. You probably don’t realize it, but there are several douchey things you’re doing that are incredibly unattractive to the opposite sex. Allow Chris to point out your mistakes and fix the situation. See the list after the jump!

The dog days of summer have always been a downtime for sports fans. With LeBron’s “Decision” finally past us, ESPN can now focus on Brett Favre’s “Decision” (take 5), but since it is now August, only one thing matters: Fantasy Football and your draft day decisions! I have gone undefeated over the last six fantasy leagues I’ve been a part of, including football, baseball and basketball, and want to share some helpful tips I use during each draft to the COED Community.