Buying gifts for your significant other isn’t always easy, but there are a few items you should definitely avoid when shopping around. So, if you actually care about your girlfriend, stay clear of these five gifts.

Saving money and and being cheap is awesome. How else are you going to save enough money to buy the quality porn that you want? But there are a few times in a man’s life when he has to shell out real cash if he wants to get good quality services and products.

So I just got back from three very long days of vacationing with my folks. I mean, VERY long. Here’s the thing: it totally sucked. I mean, I love spending time with my parents. I do. We get along very well. But three days of touristing in some random little rural town without any break from my parents EVER just isn’t my idea of a good time. So here are three tips that I wish I knew before I went. Good luck, you poor brave souls.

A lot of men live on a budget. Some even use it as an excuse for not having a chick. But what a lot of them don’t realize is that cheap dates can be more romantic than costly and often painful fine dining experiences. Not to mention, they let you know if she’s a gold digger before you are forced to sell your PS3 to help buy her a summer wardrobe.

Every time you enter an overcrowded, crazy college house party, you can be sure that there will be some cheap, fizzy beer on tap. Most likely, it’s whatever was cheapest at your local liquor store. But believe it or not, there are still some frat house beers that are better than others. Remember that just because Milwaukee’s Best is 75 cents less than Pabst doesn’t mean it’s the best choice.

How many times have you shimmied down the aisle on a plane — shimmied because there is not enough room for anyone larger than a 9 year old to walk — looking for your seat only to find it sandwiched between two large, sweaty, pasty, bearded women pointing at you and smiling? Fear not wayward COED travelers for some of the urban legends you have heard about are true! It is possible to fly the friendly skies in style without having to pay the price!

Let’s face it- traveling is starting to suck. It costs way too much. Airlines have figured out how to charge for just about everything, except the oxygen you breath. People even have to pay to check bags; God forbid you actually need things while on your trip!

Do you get that itch to just pick up and leave every so often? As tempting as it can be to just take off and go, you have to prepare at least a little bit. Otherwise your glorious road trip may come to a sudden and mind-numbingly dull end before you even break a single law.

What used to be just a few streets and a bus stop has morphed into one crazy party town complete with late island booze and dancing, whacked out natural drugs and enormous rope swings into a raging river.
Oh . . .do I have your attention?
A huge attractionin this town is grabbing your mates and big plastic tubes and go floating down the river with  amazing scenery a… Click to read more

Everyday we’re bringing you an assortment of Valentines gift ideas for that “soon to be the bane of your existence” special lady in your life.  Sure within five years you’re going to rue the day that you ever met the life force consuming, gold digging succubus, but in the meantime can’t we at least enjoy a little romance, righ… Click to read more

If you ever dreamed of walking the 12th hole of the Augusta National Golf Course during the Masters Tournament, but the price was certain to your ass ’til Tuesday, then today is that day. Never before in the history of the 75 year-old tournament have badges been so cheap and easily obtainable to the general public

Summer’s here and that means it’s time to neglect that reading list and playing some goddamn video games. Unfortunately, your job painting houses at ‘College Kids F**k Your House Up,’ has neglected to return any income (“Dude, I totally have the cash but I keep forgetting”), so as usual, your broke.
No problem. Here… Click to read more