Fun fact: Friends, family, and everyone with normal vision calls me Charlie Brown. Keep in mind, I’ve never once said, “Good grief” nor have I ever owned a dog that even remotely resembles Snoopy and my sister is awesome and not obsessed with some piano playing p*ssy. However, I do have this woe-is-me attitude, which I guess Charlie̵… Click to read more

We’re about to enter the fourth quarter for music and should be seeing a lot new releases coming out soon. Coldplay, Drake, Florence + the Machine, and Rihanna are all releasing some new cuts, some of which have been included on a very hot Songs of the Week. Last week, Pretty Lights really got it going with their song “Finally Moving”. This week, we feature songs by Rihanna, Phantogram, Coldplay, Kanye, Hova, TI, and Metric. Check out which ones made the cut then vote for your favorite after the jump! Get involved. Every vote counts.

We all know about the lewd sexual behaviors of guys like Moe Szyslak and Glenn Quagmire. But what about the animated perverts who are a little better at masking their dangerous erotic appetites? Check out our list of the 7 cartoon characters you’re most likely to find on the Sex Offender Registry after the jump.

We’re not quite sure why, but there’s something about toys doing drugs that makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. (You know, other than the actual drugs…) From Thor to Barbie, just put a joint in their mouths and some coke on their noses, and these dope-loaded playthings come to life in a way you’ve never before seen.

Today’s Humbug Day. It’s a day where everyone can vent their frustrations and grievances. As you get older, you start to hate Christmas more and more. All the cool stuff you remembered as a kid is long gone. We think the following things probably contributed to our hate, hate, hate.

For years, the little yellow family from Springfield brought us an abundance of laughter… and sometimes chills. The award-winning Treehouse of Horror series has run the table of classic spooky tales and futuristic frights. Here are the 6 best episodes from the past 20 years:

Did you spend your childhood watching cartoons and wishing you could jump into their world? Well take back that wish right away because things aren’t so great in cartoon world after all. They’re more sick and more diseased than any hooker you’ve ever met in a dark alleyway.

We’re not quite sure why, but there’s something about toys doing drugs that makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. (You know, other than the actual drugs…) From Thor to Barbie, just put a joint in their mouths and some coke on their noses, and these dope-loaded playthings come to life in a way you’ve never before seen. In fact, they look so real, you almost want to have an intervention.