With the lockout-shortened offseason condensed down to a just a few weeks, football fans were treated to a flurry of trades and free agent signings that promised to shift the balance of power in the NFL. While much of the attention went to the Eagles, teams all over the league made moves that had their fans beating their chests and taking to the message boards. Click the link to see Tri-State Sports Guys’ co-host Mike DePalma’s picks for the ones that haven’t lived up to the expectations.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Don Cheadle is the new Captain Planet, Willie Nelson covers Coldplay for Chipotle, the Daily Beast releases its list of top colleges with the hottest chicks, Bernie Kosar’s daughter made another porno, Venus Williams pulled out… of the US Open, Superman’s packin’ heat, Always Sunny gets filthy, Sinead O’Connor wants to f*ck somebody and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, we cover carmageddon, J Lo’s divorce, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley topless, Chad Ochocinco calling out all DBs, Jose Reyes rapping, Jerry Seinfeld joining Twitter, Christina Hendricks hiding a famous actor in her bra, Kelly Brook’s bikini body, slutwalk, Annalynne McCord’s girl on girl kiss, the worst dressed cities in America, toothpicking, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

If there were anyone with a more tense relationship with his coach and the fan base as Vince Young I would be surprised. Sure, Donovan McNabb’s tumultuous tenure in Philly was bad, but he and Andy Reid were close. Vince, on the other hand, just can’t seem to handle the pressures involved with playing at the NFL level. While McNabb’s at least lead a couple teams to championship games and a Super Bowl, Vince only has 1 Pro Bowl year under his belt and has zero playoff experience. See who we think Vince will play for next season after the jump!

If you were able to catch this past weekend’s NFL games, you might’ve noticed most cheerleader squads got into the Halloween spirit by dressing up in ridiculously sexy costumes. Since you’re too cheap for DVR (Booyah!) and your memory sucks worse than Jay Cutler’s accuracy, we did all the work for you by collecting this gallery of gridiron goddesses in ghoulish get up.

The Cincinnati Bengals have been one of the most disappointing teams in the NFL this season. Going into the bye week Cincinnati is 2-3 and will face a very difficult schedule the rest of the way. With Marvin Lewis entering the 2011 season without a contract, the question must be asked,”Can he keep Chad Ochocinco and TO from destroying this season?”

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Last January we brought you the 10 Hottest NFL Cheerleader Squads. Almost three weeks into this season, we’re pulling the trigger and ranking the top 5 NFL cheerleader squads of 2010-2011. The lively ladies on this list spice up dull games and make us crave unlimited TV timeouts so the production van can cut to the sidelines for toothy smiles, bare midriffs, and bouncing breasts. Of the 31 teams with cheer squads (come on, Giants!), how does one distinguish the best from the rest? To find out, read on. Don’t forget to click on the images to access the photo galleries.

By now you have probably done all the homework you are going to do. You have watched countless hours of NFL Total Access, Sports Center, and more preseason games than you care to admit. You have studied the statistics and researched all the probabilities. Your fantasy draft day has come and gone. Yet you still missed out on ‘that guy’ who blew up in the first week of the season. If you want to know whom you should stash on your bench so that you can look like a fantasy genius read on and see what our crack research staff of drunken monkeys came up with.

For most of us, posting messages to Twitter is about as banal an activity as you can get. But if you’re a professional athlete, with leagues, coaches and fans all constantly watching what you have to say, posting your thoughts to the trendy social networking site can get you in a whole lotta trouble. Here are 10 athletes whose Tweets have landed them in ho… Click to read more

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