There’s nothing I love more than seeing a celebrity who once wiped his or her @ss with money wind up wiping up the floors at Costco for a little extra green. Below is a list of celebs who somehow crawled their way into poverty after earning millions, but spent it all on life’s “necessities”. These essentials include (but are not limited to): tigers, helicopters, and the obligatory pole dance or two. While some of them are now actually dead, most are just dead to everyone except the IRS. Check out the full rundown of celebs who’d sell their soul to be back on top after the jump.

July 29th is National Chicken Wing Day. Chicken wings are the ultimate sports food. They crush nachos, chips & dip, pizza, or any other game day “delicacy”. You want your mouth to fall off? Get atomic buffalo wings. You want your jaw to drop? Dig in to a heaping plate of colossal cleavage displayed by the very hottest of Hooter Girls. Oh, and you can buy 10 Wings and get 10 FREE at any participating Hooters. This is what we call a “win win” in the biz. Break out the wet naps and check out the pics after the jump.

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The Hollywood celebrity is an odd species that subsists largely on a steady diet of illegally obtained prescription drugs and ZICO water. Unlike their sister-species, the human, they rarely make decisions without first consulting their manager, agent, and their PR rep. Therefore it’s extremely rare to see them in their natural habitat, demonstrating typical “human-like” behaviors, such as eating solid food, wearing no make-up, and pissing off their fan base by acting normal. We’ve captured some extremely rare never-before-seen footage of the most powerful celebrities, including their current Queen Lady Gaga, flicking off the cameras at a recent Mets game.

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