What’s creepier than swapping wives with Ted Haggard or Gary Busey ? How about a bunch of GIFs featuring America’s favorite horse-toothed psychopath at his wildest? Finish off your day with some GIFs from people probably just insane as the man himself. Be warned, however, these images are so disturbing you’ll be seeing Scary Gary every time you close your eyes.

What’s creepier than watching Gary Busey going to town on a stripper pole with his gut hanging out and nearly dropping trou? How about a bunch of GIFs featuring America’s favorite horse-toothed psychopath at his wildest? Start your day off right with some GIFs from people probably just insane as the man himself. Be warned, however, these images are so disturbing you’ll be seeing Scary Gary every time you close your eyes. Hit the jump to see them for yourself!

Hopefully you know Maria Kanellis, the red hot redhead model and former WWE Diva who posed for the April 2008 issue of Playboy and was named to FHM’s “Sexiest Women of 2008″ list. Last year she released her debut album, now she’s currently appearing in a new series on “Funny Or Die”. We also learned she’s releasing her own perfume. Somewhat revealing news but certainly not as surprising as the sight of her freakishly long tongue! As you can tell from our post on freakishly long tongued girls, we think they’re a turn on. Intimidating for sure, but we’re up to the challenge.

Reality show contestants are fueled by one of two things: money or ego. The five contestants listed below stand out among the billions for their ability to ALWAYS entertain us no matter if it’s eating cereal or sabotaging alliances. Will the 5 greatest reality show contestants please… [cue dramatic music, play for extended period of time, show extreme close-ups] step forward.

We have all seen that poster that talks about how all you ever needed to learn you learned in kindergarten. During your early years, that is probably true. However, as an adult there is an even better medium for life lessons than that pithy little poster — reality television. The plethora of ‘reality’ shows on television shows is full of pieces of wisdom and little lessons which we should all take to heart.

Holy crap, have we really gone through another week of watching these shows? Indeed, we did. And because some of them are turning out to be extraordinarily lame (I’m looking at you, Shark Tank!), I’m going to be switching things up a little bit. I’m getting rid of some of the dead weight, just like the fatties on The Biggest Loser — but… Click to read more

The reality shows this week were PACKED with sheer entertainment. Rozlyn from The Bachelor got outed as the biggest slut to ever skank up the small screen (at least on ABC), and it was detox week on Celebrity Rehab 3. We saw seizures, we saw the Real World kids get physical (on both an intimate and violent level), and we saw Frank the Entertainer’s mom flip… Click to read more

Once you’ve washed away the shame of your New Year’s Eve debauchery and settled into the groove of the new decade (you haven’t broken your resolution already, have you?), it’s time to turn on the TV and saddle up for new seasons of your favorite reality shows. The New Year brings with it the 20th season of Survivor, the gayest looking Bachelor we’ve seen yet and a… Click to read more

The train-wreck trio of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan may be taken under the wing of entrepreneur Donald Trump.
With his new show Celebrity Apprentice revved-up and ready to go Trump is hoping to persuade the bad girls to join the cast of Carmen Electra, Tony Hawk, Joan Rivers, George Foreman, Dana Patrick and others.
If that wasn’t en… Click to read more