Like it or not, ladies, it is IMPOSSIBLE for guys to not look at boobs when they’re in our vicinity. No matter how hard we try, our brain is screaming for us too look down and catch as long a glimpse of those puppies as possible. And when we get a really good look, it can totally make our day. But fellas, beware of the boob stare – these days, somebody probably has a camera pointed right at you…  (more…)

Out of all the places on Earth that this dude could have decided to get his rocks off, he had to choose to park his SUV – with the sunroof open – in front of an office building with a bunch of people who could look down and capture his voyeuristic escapades on tape. Sorry dude – covering up with a towel doesn’t mean you’re invisible, just sayin’.

You know what’s so weird, yet so understandable? If a women gets caught masturbating with some wacky device most guys would say, “niiiiiice” and be turned on. Now, if a girl walked in on a sweaty dude huffing and puffing away, plugging some doll…well, it’s not exactly a turn-on, is it?

But wait, sex-starved fellas! Your time has come, for the Rubbot is here to prevent you from embarrassing “caught you!” masturbation moments (no it isn’t, and no it won’t).

The Rubbot, still under development, is basically a blue donut that you stick your wang in for pleasure – not embarrassing in the slightest, right? Using the Inch Worm Theory, the dirty donut (with a glory hole) uses a two-cam roller that creates a “rubbing” effect on the shaft of your staff. The Rubbot can provide maximum pleasure…if you’re not getting laid already, that is. (more…)