There is no place better to live in the world than the good ole United States of America. And there is no one more determined to make it here than illegal aliens. They’re attempting to cross the border by stuffing their bodies in places that dead bodies don’t even belong. So Arizona might as well shove their new controversial law, because these photos of failed border crossings prove just how badly these people want to pick our fruits and vegetables.

Like it or not, ladies, it is IMPOSSIBLE for guys to not look at boobs when they’re in our vicinity. No matter how hard we try, our brain is screaming for us too look down and catch as long a glimpse of those puppies as possible. And when we get a really good look, it can totally make our day. But fellas, beware of the boob stare – these days, somebody probably has a camera pointed right at you…

Out of all the places on Earth that this dude could have decided to get his rocks off, he had to choose to park his SUV – with the sunroof open – in front of an office building with a bunch of people who could look down and capture his voyeuristic escapades on tape. Sorry dude – covering up with a towel doesn’t mean you’re invisible, just sayin’.

You know what’s so weird, yet so understandable? If a women gets caught masturbating with some wacky device most guys would say, “niiiiiice” and be turned on. Now, if a girl walked in on a sweaty dude huffing and puffing away, plugging some doll…well, it’s not exactly a turn-on, is it?
But wait, sex-starved fellas! Your time… Click to read more