Transformers star and all-around on-screen goddess, Megan Fox has reportedly signed on to play Catwoman in the next Batman film, which is set to be released in 2011. File this under the “Please, please, please be true!” category. Fox follows in the footsteps of past hotties, Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry. But something tells us she’s going to blow those two out of the water.

Despite the fact that many publications are reporting the deal, including The Sun, MTV UK and The Press Association, we’re still holding our breath until an official announcement is released. But that doesn’t mean we can’t fantasize about Megan Fox in a skin-tight PVC catsuit. (Not that we weren’t doing that already…)

UPDATE: Uh, nevermind… The Sun, which originally reported the “rumor,” is full of sh*t.

After the amazingness that was this year’s The Dark Night, movie nerds the world over are awaiting director Chris Nolan’s inevitable followup. Since the movie made a pile of money, was a critical darling and even generated posthumous Oscar buzz for Heath Ledger, you can bet your ass they’re making a third Batman. The only question is… when?

Nolan hasn’t even signed on to make part three yet, mostly because he’s a perfectionist and is busy making sure the plot will be air tight before anything official happens. Good for him. But what are all the overly-anxious fanboys supposed to do in the meantime? Apparently, just make a bunch of stuff up.

Rumors have been swirling around new Batman castings, from Johnny Depp and/or Eddie Murphy playing the Riddler to Shia LaBeouf playing Robin to Phillip Seymour Hoffman as the Penguin to Rachel Weisz as Catwoman. But since the movie isn’t even officially happening yet, can you guess how many of those lies rumors are true?

Since all it takes to circulate a Batman casting rumor is a hope and a dream and a website, we’d like to go ahead and officially announce the latest casting announcements for Batman 3 (which, by the way, has officially been titled Batman: Again).

Zac Effron as Robin
Oh, you didn’t hear? The third Batman is actually going to be a musical. Ten-year-old girls and their moms rejoice! Since America will be in a full fledged Great Depression once this movie sees the light of day, studio execs are looking to the last Great Depression for inspiration. Turns out that when people are down on their luck, nothing lifts their spirits like song and dance. Expect Effron’s casting to anger the Comic-Con crowd at first, but then expect them to get over it when they find out it will equal ten-year-old girls in the audience.

Megan Fox as Batgirl
Hey Hollywood, here’s some free advice: If you want people to see your movie, put Megan Fox in it. It doesn’t matter if she can’t sing or dance or act, just make her look under the hood of a car once every fifteen minutes and your film will make lots money.

Gary Busey as The Riddler
Busey doesn’t have to act like the Riddler, he LIVES the Riddler. Have you seen his guest spots on Entourage? The man is a walking enigma! He is a snake eating its own tail, except with legs and riddle telling abilities. Multiply that by spandex and then divide it by him having to remain sober for a few months — the movie might suffer, but the reality TV show will be Nielsen’s catnip.

Meryl Streep as Catwoman
Well someone has to generate Oscar buzz in a Batman movie, and unfortunately the Academy only recognizes traditional acting talent, and not the new, more real talent that someone like Megan Fox brings to a project. Plus, rumor has it there’s a Catwoman Riddler sex scene in the works, so that should be good times.

Hells yes, it’s Halloween… and if you’re like us, you’re still trying to figure out what the ‘ef’ to wear. Now, you can try your luck on some make-shift, last-minute costume idea or you can follow the lead of these lovely ladies and forgo the costume all together. (NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: We do not recommend or condone body painting for dudes unless you are a professional rodeo clown or wrestler.)

Check Out The Sexy Halloween Costume-less Girls Here

Nerds Rejoice! Today marks the season premier of the sexiest supernatural show on television, Heroes! With all the superpower babes in the cast, from Hayden Panettiere to Kristen Bell, we realized that these babes aren’t just sexy, they’re “special sexy.” Not to be confused with just “special” – that’s something else altogether. So to celebrate the show’s triumphant return, we’ve put together a massive compilation of all the hottest superhero chicks ever. Up, up and away!