Just in case you thought that Catholics weren’t bat-sh!t insane enough, here is another sign that the end is near. Father Alberto Cutié, who we will now refer to as Alberto, was kicked out of St. Francis de Sales parish on Miami Beach the same day photos of Alberto getting sexy with a 26-year-old woman hit the public.

Today, November 5 is known as Guy Fawkes Day (or “Gunpowder Day”).
Remember, Remember the Fifth of November
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot
I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot
Read up on the history of Guy Fawkes – and yes, his relation to V for Vendetta – here.… Click to read more