WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH. Since the 1950′s, Catholic extremists have descended upon the northern Philippines to take part in a gruesome but genuine recreation of the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ. This year, at least 24 Filipinos from the Pampanga and Bulacan provinces were voluntarily nailed to crosses and tortured in a traditional Good Friday ritual. Like the Catholic Church, we don’t condone this ridiculous religious reenactment, but if this is your thing, we hope that a short stay nailed to the cross will fulfill your crucifixion needs. This year, crucifixions have been limited this year to 10 minutes in order to accommodate the overwhelming demand.

• Bedroom mistakes you don’t want to make
• Celebrities wearing only bikinis
• Bill O’Reilly fails at life
• Miley Cyrus is hosting SNL. Not pretty cool.
• Um, WTF
• Wow. She’s a reason to watch American Idol
• Well the fact that this even exists is insulting to men everywhere
• Can a virgin ever find love?

There are so many things in our society that need to be updated to meet today’s ever-changing societal norms. Unfortunately, there are so few organizations out there with their fingers on the throbbing pulse of the world’s youth culture. Luckily, one of those organizations is the Catholic Church! Not since “Buddy Christ” has th… Click to read more