Unless you’re into some pretty weird stuff, my guess is that you don’t enjoy looking at pictures of your favorite celebrities when they’re pregnant. Sure, they’re chests are a little bigger – but that comes with a price. And stretch marks. Yes, even celebrities have to face the downsides of having children (although they usually literally work their @sses off afterwards). That’s why we’ve pulled together a great gallery of the sexiest celebrity mothers before they had children. Amazing abs: RIP. Check out the celebrity hotties and their pre-pregnant bodies after the jump!

The 1999 film American Pie, and more specifically Stifler’s Mom, introduced us to the MILF (Mother I’d Like to F**k). Since then it has only become more mainstream. Whether it be a celebrity, your friend’s mom, or even your mom (whoa), we all know a MILF. What better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than with some smoking hot, celebrity moms. Check out our rankings then vote in our poll after the jump!

Looks like Michael Douglas is feeling better. Last night he bombed the sh-t out of Catherine Zeta-Jones and Angelina Jolie.

We think it’s safe to say Katy Perry / Katy Brand absolutely dominated the year in celebrity cleavage. Yes, Christina Hendricks got things off to a voluptuous start, Diora Baird threw her sweater kittens into the ring with this Twitpic, Rosie Jones showed off her heavy artillery, and Adriana Lima might have flaunted the most expensive cleavage, but in terms of consistently making headlines with her rack in 2010, the Teenage Dream Queen squashed the competition. As we dust off the cobwebs from New Year’s Eve, we take a look back at the very best in celebrity cleavage from the previous year. Who will dominate 2011?

We consider ourselves connoisseurs of cupping the boob. Go ahead. Google “Hand Bras”. I’ll wait. See? 2010 was a helluva year for hand bras. It seemed everyone was getting in on the hot hand bra action from Heidi Klum, Karla Spice, and Vikki Blows to Lucy Pinder, Olivia Munn, and Jenn Favre-Sterger. Considering its popularity Victoria’s Secret might want to consider making one. The best part about hand bras, they’re really not that hard to unhook, just hold a Louis Vuitton bag over their head.

With the exception of his hair, who amongst us would not like to be in Donald Trump’s shoes? The man is filthy rich and is married to a much younger, incredibly hot woman. There are a number of things that the age of your girlfriend/wife can say about the type of person you are. Curious? Read on and we’ll tell you what everyone’s thinking as you stroll around town with a woman twice your age.

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