Maybe a certain Mr. Kibbles would still be topside if I had known that cats actually had a pause button instead of just a permanent ‘off’ mode. I’m going to start carrying these clothespins with me everywhere. That way if someone I know has a cat that’s bothering me, Ill just throw one of those bad boys on. Check out the greatest trick after the jump!

If this were my cat, I would never let him play 3-card monte. He’d be all like “Let me hold five bucks to play,” and I’d be all like, “You’re just gonna get suckered dude, because you’re, you know, just a cat.” That’d be five bucks down the drain. This feline can’t even play a simple version of the shell game – that owner is making it SOOOO easy. Finally, after two failures the cat just gets pissed and starts knocking stuff on the floor. Those antics would never fly in a street game. Check out the video below (via Buzzfeed)

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Fresh on the heels of that creepy Cravendale milk commercial – in which cats have thumbs – comes If Pets Had Thumbs Day! Seriously, what exactly does it take to get a day recognized? Is there a notary involved? Someone out there got crazy high, started talking to his dog about how it would be cool if he gave the thumbs up once in a while and then it dawned on him. HOLIDAY! Here at COED, when we think of thumbs, we think of one person – Megan Fox. Chick’s crazy hot but has weird-lookin’ thumbs. So, naturally, we thought what if pets had Megan Fox thumbs? Find out after the jump!

I was eating lunch at Qdoba and minding my own business, when all of a sudden a red Camry screeched to a sideways stop across 23rd street — blocking all traffic and causing me to duck for cover. I walked outside to see what was happening and noticed everyone bending over to look under the car. So being the investigative journalist that I am, I walked over to take a look. As I got closer I heard a loud meowing sound. Turns out the red Camry driver ran over a cat and it got stuck inside the car.

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Think the oil spill is bad? Think the recession is a downer? Think again. There’s a growing drug problem in America that’s only going to get worse as the liberal media continues to ignore it. America’s pets are getting high and they’re getting stoned and they’re ordering pizza at 3 A.M. Are you in denial that your very own Fido or Fluffy could be firing up the ole bong when you’re at work? Check out the photos below and start praying that VH1 does a season of celebrity pet rehab.

Women confuse men. That’s a given. But it’s not because we don’t learn from our past relationships; we just forget everything we learned in the time between one and the next. And we only remember how different the two genders are when a woman’s inherent eccentricities rear their wild head, once again.
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We here at COED are strictly against the promotion of cute animals doing cute things for cute reasons. That’s just not what manhood is about. But sometimes what seems like cuteness is actually one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen. And weird is something we can wholeheartedly support.

If the Internet is good for one thing it’s taking two things that have absolutely nothing to do with each other and combining them to make something totally brilliant! Case-in-point: Metallica’s Enter Sandman, As Told By Cats – who ever thought this up is either terribly deranged or a mad genius.

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As many of you already know, Mozilla is attempting to break the Guinness World Record for the most downloaded program in one day. But at 1:00pm today, when the downloading storm was scheduled to begin, Firefox 3 was nowhere to be found. A trip to the Mozilla Site brought you the same ol’ Firefox 2 download option, and a whole lot of disappointment.
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After a man with a sweet ‘stache got heckled by a bunch of young teens he proceeded to kick one in the leg – gangsta! Sadly, he will be shaving off his most prized possession to “avoid trouble.” The world is a sad, sad place these days. (Daily Mail)
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This is one cat you may not want curling up next to you. Oscar, a two year old stray that was adopted as a kitten by the third floor dementia unit of the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence, Rhode Island, reportedly has an uncanny ability to tell when a patient is about to die.
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