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Today, February 21st, we celebrate Presidents Day, which honors the birth of our first President, George Washington, the original G-Dub. When one thinks of the great leaders of our past, one thing comes to mind: money money money. MONEY! Greenbacks, bucks, clams, bones, moolah, big ones, Franklins, Benjis, Lincolns, Hamiltons, Jacksons, TJs – whatever you call it, if you have it, you’ve got IT – as in the power, the respect, the entourage, the access, the women. Money makes the world go ’round and defacing it is illegal. But, it’s also hilarious. We’ve gathered the funniest and most creative alterations to currency in one graffiti-laced gallery that will have you SAVING yo’ cash, homey. See the works of art after the jump!

Saving money and and being cheap is awesome. How else are you going to save enough money to buy the quality porn that you want? But there are a few times in a man’s life when he has to shell out real cash if he wants to get good quality services and products.

Poker is a lot like sex: do it right, and it’s the best feeling ever. Do it wrong, and you’re howling in pain rather than screaming in ecstasy. Also like sex, you can either make a great deal of money doing it or spend a great deal of money doing it — and there are a many more people spending the money than making the money.

Daydream on Palm Street starring Rorschach took the top spot at last weekend’s frame while Brendan Fraser’s Hairy Revenge saw a stampede of other releases crush his CGI famcom. This weekend’s new entries include the year’s top-grossing film (called it!), and a whole mess of babies and straight cash, homey. Here’s the rundown unfortunately not starring The Rock…

Only two wide releases jump into the fray this weekend to take on the reigning champion “Alice in Wonderland.” One can be seen in 3D while the other explores the fourth dimension! I have a feeling the phrase “Great White Buffalo” will sweep dorm rooms, dive bars, and dragon lairs.

Unemployment’s officially at 10%, and even that’s a low number – government unemployment statistics don’t cover people who’ve grown so disillusioned they’ve stopped looking for jobs (which reportedly accounted for 661,000 Americans last month).
Seeing as the first stimulus was largely seen as a giveaway to th… Click to read more

I work in a sh*t-hole on the verge of bankruptcy, and I love it. I’m currently employed by a locally owned sandwich shop/late night drunk food emporium. If it’s 2:30 in the morning, you’re hammered and you need a hot dog that’s been warming on rollers for three hours we’ve got you covered. I make just above minimum wage, but for the work I do it’s almost robbery. Al… Click to read more

Picking up the tab on the first date is always an awkward moment. Do you offer? Do you just sit there looking around the room and wait for him to take it? What do your actions say about you as a person? In this week’s He Said/She Said, we dive into first date etiquette. Who should be grabbing their wallet?
He Said:
Paying on the first date is completely inconsequenti… Click to read more

I need to say this. Jewelry sucks. And I hate buying it for women and I think I’m done buying it forever–at least until I decide to get engaged. Honestly, is there a more useless thing on this planet then jewelry?
Completely ignoring the entire system of imbalance that permeates men/women romantic relationships when it comes to gift-giving and b… Click to read more

For all you recent college graduates entering the workforce, I realize that “Start Thinking About Your Savings” might be the lamest piece of advice uttered to you since, “Wow! There Is No Way You’re OK To Drive Right Now”. But I promise you, in both instances you’ll be very happy in the pants that you heeded both warnin… Click to read more

Despite Poor Economy, Coaches Still Making Bank
Gas is $4 a gallon—and rising. The economy is struggling. Some believe the worst is yet to come.
But you can’t tell it by college football coaches’ salaries. They’re breaking the bank.
In 1995, Bobby Bowden became the first $1 million coach in college football. Now, the average salary for h… Click to read more

Fads In Football: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Football fans are a curious bunch. We are creatures of habit. We complain about concession prices, but shovel out eight dollars for a beer and six bucks for a dog the minute the second quarter ends. We are like sheep on an open range.
Our adherence to tradition and rituals, however, is something that makes us uniqu… Click to read more

High School B-Ball Phenom Lance Stephenson’s Choice Down to Three Schools
Lance Stephenson, the only junior on USA TODAY’s All-USA Boys Basketball Team, has narrowed his college choices to three schools, according to the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette via Zag’s Blog.
A 6-foot 5-inch star from Brooklyn, N.Y., Lincoln will decide betwee… Click to read more

The National Association of College Employers (NACE) asked employers which jobs they have offered the most in 2005, and what their average starting salaries were.