Today’s edition of Wrap It Up covers Rachel Uchitel’s never-ending quest to be the world’s biggest gold digger, Cheap Trick’s stage collapse during Bluesfest, Jeremy Shockey’s bold promise on the NFL Lockout, Joe Sakic’s hole in one, Lucy Pinder’s sexy new ad for Lynx, Rebecca Black’s new single, trailers for The Dark Knight Rises, The Thing, and The Avengers, South Park’s cheesy poofs may soon be real and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

• Shakira And Rafael Nadal Get Steamy

• In America We Love Our Nut Shots

• ‘Cash Cab’ Drinking Game

• Wild Animals Are Not Cute

• Trash Prank

• Mind Blowing Hotel Balconies

• Don’t Drink and Rock Climb

• Introducing the ‘Cash Cab’ Drinking Game

• Mario Game Over

• Mr. T Is A Nice Guy

• Freddie Prinze Jr. Joins Cast Of ‘24′

• Invasion of the Car Wash Girls!

• Erin Andrews At ’09 Spelling Bee