Jon Gosselin. It boggles the mind that he’s a dad, an Octadad, no less. He is the posterboy for douchebags everywhere. Don’t believe me? He wears Ed Hardy all the time. That should be evidence enough. I started thinking about other douchebag celebrities and what if these crazies started having babies? My head hurts thinking about it. Beware these five idiots. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson and Johnson fortune (and daughter of New York Jets owner Robert Johnson), was found dead on January 4th. Then things got really strange. Johnson’s ex-girlfriend Courtenay Semel came forward to reveal that she had a sex tape with Johnson and they were planning on releasing it.

Ahh… to be rich. Ahh… to marry a rich girl! Ahh… to marry a rich babe!
I’m a gold digger, don’t get me wrong – but I have standards. I really couldn’t pull myself into marrying a shabby-looking dwarf (they need love too but I’d rather go for an Elite model type with a rich father). That’s why I’ve… Click to read more