We all know about the lewd sexual behaviors of guys like Moe Szyslak and Glenn Quagmire. But what about the animated perverts who are a little better at masking their dangerous erotic appetites? Check out our list of the 7 cartoon characters you’re most likely to find on the Sex Offender Registry after the jump.

One of the funnier segments from Funny Or Die is the Drunk History series where fairly educated historians get wasted and recount events from the past. It’s a must see. Today, I find what appears to be the third episode from Steve Rold’s web series called, “My Friend Evan” in which Steve’s friend Evan leaves a drunk voicemail about the history of beer. I gotta say, I’m no history buff, but it seems pretty accurate. Check it out after the jump.

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There’s a damn good reason why no one at Fox Broadcasting has ever given the thumbs up to a live action version of The Simpsons that stayed true to the anatomy of the characters- it’s scientifically impossible and the amount of nightmares such a thing would deliver is inconceivable… but a Mexican sketch-comedy program has defied nature and opened up a Pandora’s Box upon an unsuspecting audience. This is what happens when you accidentally hit “SAP” on your television remote while watching The Simpsons on LSD! I don’t know what’s more frightening: the doll-like, lifeless stare of their buggy eyes or seeing a man painted yellow dressed as Marge struggling to walk in a dress. Watch this video monstrosity for yourself and pray something like this never happens to Futurama!

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Seeing a full-length computer-animated movie 15 or so years ago was a rare thing indeed – if not a real treat for moviegoers – since not many studios had the budget or access to the utilities that made such animation possible. But sadly, nowadays it seems that the market is flooded by a sh*tstorm of crappy animated films. Quantity over quality is the name of the game in this business and just about anybody with a lackluster idea can stake their claim in the mediocrity-ridden world of computer animation – and that means you! Read COED’s guide to creating a crappy computer-animated film and avoid a straight-to-DVD release all together!

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If you want a good laugh check out the cartoons on The Freckled Finger, you won’t be disappointed.

The Freckled Finger is one of the most promising cartoonists to hit the Internet in a while. His work pokes fun at everyone from God to Barack Obama, which can be vulgar and offensive to some, but still F’ing hilarious. Freckled Finger publishes three times a week which gave us a ton of content to choose from…

If you’re a fan of Watchmen and 80′s cartoons, then you’re going to love this video. Unfortunately, there’s no actual episodes to go along with this teaser trailer, made by animator Happy Harry. But it still looks sweet as hell.

With television audiences declining by the day, film and show creators are struggling to find a way to distribute their products in the 2.0 world. Increasingly, people watch their visual entertainment on a computer monitor or cell phone. But Google seems to think they’ve found the answer, and they’ve just signed a deal with Family Guy creator… Click to read more

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