• Meet our new favorite MILF
• Does this model turn you on?
• Shocking sex records
• Guess who the Daily Show trapped
• Here’s a CLEAR sign you’re too old to perform
• Now you can have your pot and drink it too!
• 7 ways you waste money on your car
• How to tell a friend his GF sucks
• Get free textbooks for a year!
• This is pretty awesome

COED runs down the 10 most coveted items for the month of October from an inflatable pub to a sticker you put on your suitcase that will have airport security absolutely LOVING you.

Whether you’re into horsepower, blingin’ rims, doors that open in an upward sweep, electric fuel, keyless entry, or even all of the above, 2010 is a great year for vehicles. Too bad the economy is shattering into pieces around us and the probability of affording one of these rides while it’s still 2010 is pretty slim for most. But you can dream, eh? Check out a portion of the lineup of motorized sex symbols available this year and hope you win the lottery.

The guys over at theChive have outdone themselves again. First they bring us the bustiest babe in America and now they bring us absolutely awesome auto photos at TheTHROTTLE and all around incredible military entertainment at theBrigade. The only thing better than that has to be the fact that big butts are back in a bootyful way.

• BEST. HOLIDAY. EVER

• Lindsay Lohan dating a cougar

• Are you killing your car?

• World’s oldest sex toy

• Why not audition high

• Running the bases college style

• Nothing like a good riot

Have you ever been driving and had the feeling you weren’t distracted enough? Apparently executives at Ford have had the same feeling and have come up with new ways to keep drivers’ eyes off the road. Ford recently announced upgrades to its SYNC vehicles due to be released in 2010 that include WiFi connectivity and HD radio with iTunes tagging.

WWow! Jenni Farley, a.k.a. JWoww, is the super sexy vixen of the house on MTV’s “hit” show (Snook Duck!) Jersey Shore. She’s smoking hot, a laugh riot, and willing to throw down at the drop of a “Fat” comment. MTV Jersey Shore’s super sexy sexpot featured in a full modeling shoot. Just try to catch your breathe!

In this time of economic hardship and global warming people are looking to move away from the SUV lifestyle by making a conscious effort to go green, starting with the vehicle they drive.
Traditionally folks have made the choice to down grade from the 2-ton Hummer to a Prius while others are taking more drastic steps to reduce their carbon footprint. But some… Click to read more

Ladies, gentlemen: I am a slut.
No two ways around it: I like sex. I like sex with lots of different people. I like sex in lots of different ways. I like talking about sex. I like writing about sex. So I go out, and I hook up, and I do not always stick around to cuddle. This doesn’t mean that I’m all messed up inside, or that I need men’s approval (if y… Click to read more

Steve Brule is the hilarious alter-ego of Walk Hard star John C. Reilly on Adult Swim’s late night show Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job!
Check out Steve Brule’s video hits after the jump!… Click to read more

Spider-Man pumpkin bombs, made famous by the Green Goblin, are for sale. Is it just me or do the pumpkin bombs look exactly like Samus’ morph ball from Metroid – or vice versa, considering?
Cutie-patootie “vlogger” from College Candy sounds off on the subject of men, relationships and relationships with men.
The World’s (… Click to read more

The latest news based on nothing but pure speculation comes from Capital, a German financial magazine.
For the German-impaired it goes something like this: upon hearing that Apple’s Jack-of-all-trades Steve Jobs and Volkswagen Chairman Martin Winterhorn had a tech rendevous in California earlier this week Capital pondered for a moment. After p… Click to read more

Virt Leaps
54 inch jump to the top of the box. Alls I can say is good thing he didn’t fall backward because those dumbbells would have done some severe brain damage. Also listen to all the meat heads in the background lose their shit when he actually jumps it.
66” hurdle
sure I’ll just jump over that 66 inch hurdle… no big deal.… Click to read more