November 8, 2008
- 11:45 am
By Steve - Seton Hall
In this time of economic hardship and global warming people are looking to move away from the SUV lifestyle by making a conscious effort to go green, starting with the vehicle they drive.
Traditionally folks have made the choice to down grade from the 2-ton Hummer to a Prius while others are taking more drastic steps to reduce their carbon footprint. But sometimes the sacrifice is just too great.
Don’t believe us? Take a look at this list of the Top 7 Lamest Alternatives to Cars where you can find out which green options will make you look like a major hand job.
June 23, 2008
- 12:30 pm
By COED Staff

Ladies, gentlemen: I am a slut.
No two ways around it: I like sex. I like sex with lots of different people. I like sex in lots of different ways. I like talking about sex. I like writing about sex. So I go out, and I hook up, and I do not always stick around to cuddle. This doesn’t mean that I’m all messed up inside, or that I need men’s approval (if you look at my “to do” list, you’ll see that “caring about men’s approval” is on the bottom, directly beneath “personally oversee the freezing-over of Hell”), or that I can’t be faithful or intimate when I fall in looooove.
It’s tough to define my motives for sleeping around, but, if I had to make a guess, I think it might have something to do with the fact that I have a huge freaking pleasure center in my crotch, and it feels good when people touch it. So yeah: I’m a slut. I call myself a slut. I let my friends call me a slut. I even let my dude call me a slut, although that happens exclusively in bed. (more…)
Tags: approval, attractive, beauty, bed, boyfriend, cars, Charm, cherries, confident, cow, crotch, cuddle, dad, dirty, experienced, father, feminist, flirt, girl-on-girl, Goat, hell, hook-up, husband, legs, love, pleasure, Sex, sexy, sisterhood, sleeping-around, slut, success, virgin, virginity
December 5, 2007
- 5:00 pm
By Steve - Seton Hall
Tags: adult-swim, awesome-show, cars, comedy, digestion-problems, good-job, john-c.-reilly, last-resort-fighting, late-night, steve-brule, the-brule-report, tim-and-eric, tv-show, Video, walk-hard, youtube
October 26, 2007
- 4:30 pm
By Josh - New Hampshire
Tags: boobs, break-up, cars, College Candy, ellen, green-goblin, holly-hatcher, japan, japanese-pizza, left-handed, mega-pizza, metroid, monkey, morph-ball, pizza, pizza-hut, porn, portia-de-rossi, relationships, samus, Sex, spider-man, spider-man-pumpkin-bombs, student, teacher, vlogger, youtube
August 30, 2007
- 11:00 am
By Josh - New Hampshire

The latest news based on nothing but pure speculation comes from Capital, a German financial magazine.
For the German-impaired it goes something like this: upon hearing that Apple’s Jack-of-all-trades Steve Jobs and Volkswagen Chairman Martin Winterhorn had a tech rendevous in California earlier this week Capital pondered for a moment. After pondering for exactly one moment they thought, “Hey – what do cars and iPods have in common? Cars…iPods…carPods…podCars…wait! iCars!“
Whether this rumor has any truth behind it – or if the iCar’s steering wheel will be a click-wheel – has yet to be confirmed. (more…)
Tags: 10k, AL-Gore, Apple, apple-tv, cars, icar, iphone, ipod, mac, martin-winterhorn, rumor, south-park, speculation, steve-jobs, super-cereal, Tech, Volkswagen, vw
July 22, 2007
- 4:00 pm
By Steve - Seton Hall