In this time of economic hardship and global warming people are looking to move away from the SUV lifestyle by making a conscious effort to go green, starting with the vehicle they drive.

Traditionally folks have made the choice to down grade from the 2-ton Hummer to a Prius while others are taking more drastic steps to reduce their carbon footprint. But sometimes the sacrifice is just too great.

Don’t believe us? Take a look at this list of the Top 7 Lamest Alternatives to Cars where you can find out which green options will make you look like a major hand job.

Ladies, gentlemen: I am a slut.

No two ways around it: I like sex. I like sex with lots of different people. I like sex in lots of different ways. I like talking about sex. I like writing about sex. So I go out, and I hook up, and I do not always stick around to cuddle. This doesn’t mean that I’m all messed up inside, or that I need men’s approval (if you look at my “to do” list, you’ll see that “caring about men’s approval” is on the bottom, directly beneath “personally oversee the freezing-over of Hell”), or that I can’t be faithful or intimate when I fall in looooove.

It’s tough to define my motives for sleeping around, but, if I had to make a guess, I think it might have something to do with the fact that I have a huge freaking pleasure center in my crotch, and it feels good when people touch it. So yeah: I’m a slut. I call myself a slut. I let my friends call me a slut. I even let my dude call me a slut, although that happens exclusively in bed. (more…)

Steve Brule is the hilarious alter-ego of Walk Hard star John C. Reilly on Adult Swim’s late night show Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job!

Check out Steve Brule’s video hits after the jump! (more…)

Spider-Man pumpkin bombs, made famous by the Green Goblin, are for sale. Is it just me or do the pumpkin bombs look exactly like Samus’ morph ball from Metroid – or vice versa, considering?

Cutie-patootie “vlogger” from College Candy sounds off on the subject of men, relationships and relationships with men.

The World’s (Half) Hottest Lesbo Power Couple is over? Say it ain’t so!

VIDEO: The great debate continues with Boobs vs. Cars.

Teacher-student sex story of the day, starring Holly Hatcher – with a name like that having sex with a minor (or a career in porn) is a given.

Hey you dirty thieves, keep it clean.

You haven’t ate pizza until you’ve had a slice from Pizza Hut Japan. Sound healthy? Well, take a look for yourself.

Happy left-handed Halloween…from a Canadian monkey.

The latest news based on nothing but pure speculation comes from Capital, a German financial magazine.

For the German-impaired it goes something like this: upon hearing that Apple’s Jack-of-all-trades Steve Jobs and Volkswagen Chairman Martin Winterhorn had a tech rendevous in California earlier this week Capital pondered for a moment. After pondering for exactly one moment they thought, “Hey – what do cars and iPods have in common? Cars…iPods…carPods…podCars…wait! iCars!“

Whether this rumor has any truth behind it – or if the iCar’s steering wheel will be a click-wheel – has yet to be confirmed. (more…)

Virt Leaps
54 inch jump to the top of the box. Alls I can say is good thing he didn’t fall backward because those dumbbells would have done some severe brain damage. Also listen to all the meat heads in the background lose their shit when he actually jumps it.

66” hurdle
sure I’ll just jump over that 66 inch hurdle… no big deal.
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