Two weeks ago, we gave away an iPad to the winner of our “Caption This” contest and this last week we anounced another iPad giveaway. Instead of doing another “Caption This” contest, we  peer pressured you to get down and dirty with the rich and famous using Jeep’s “Mud U” Facebook app. After sifting through more than 100 submissions to COED Magazine’s Facebook Wall we narrowed the list down to our 16 favorite submissions (view below). See who won after the jump!

We’re not sure how they’ve done it, but by some dastardly karmic injustice these 10 a-holes have made successful careers for themselves as comedians by… being about as funny as putting your dog to sleep. For whatever idiotic reason, everyone went along with the shams long enough to make these people into celebrities. We’re not sa… Click to read more

Unstoppable came out this past weekend and earned around $23 million at the box office, placing it second behind Megamind. The plot centers on a rail company frantically working to prevent an unmanned, half-mile-long freight train carrying combustible liquids and poisonous gas from wiping out a city. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, don’t judge a movie by its trailer; it’s been receiving favorable reviews. However, after seeing the trailer we felt compelled to touch upon some especially terrible movie plots.

This week’s entries feature hmmm, I dunno, SATAN! Also releasing are flicks featuring robbers, whores, and cartoon dogs. Atone for your sins, y’all and repent like it’s hot, ‘cuz these previews are straight up sinful.

 
• UPDATE 12.13.07 1:15 PM – For the REAL List click here.
Senator George J. Mitchell’s “Mitchell Report” on steroid use in the MLB “outed” many former and current major leaguers.
Here is COED’s list of players that have admitted to using steroids in the past. The full list of players listed in the Mitchel… Click to read more

Every other day some dingus entertainment outlet creates a list of the sexiest celebrities.
We all know as long as plastic surgery and airbrushing exists George Clooney, Jessica Alba, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be leading the pack. So let’s delve into the world of ugly celebrities.
Take a look at some fugly celeb pics after the jump.… Click to read more

My roommate is scared shitless by Carrot Top.
She won’t look at pictures of him, runs from the room if he happens to come on TV, and refuses to even say his name.
She won’t explain her fear, just whispers that “him and a ventriloquist doll are two the scariest things you could ever see at the foot of your bed in the middle of the night.â€?
While my phobia is not a… Click to read more

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