With Fast Five racing into theaters on Friday, it’s important to note just how flabbergasted we are that the franchise has made it this far. It’s truly a testament to how INSANE tuners and modheads are. We think they do it for the chicks. Grid Girls love the thrill of street racing at high speeds. Probably the hottest of all grid girls are the Brazilians. Grid girls have great glutes and Brazilians are known for their butts, so you can imagine how tight the Brazilian Grid Girls are. Actually, don’t imagine, just check out our photo gallery after the jump!

Previously, we showed you what women will do for beads (hint: it involves nipples). Today, we focus our attention on a different part of the body to celebrate Mardi Gras and Carnival – the butt. Since we’re finally at the tail end of the sinning season, what would be more appropriate than fawning over the very finest of fannies from Brazil and Rio de Janeiro? To celebrate, we’ve pulled together a plethora of pics featuring robust rumps from the fleshy festivities. They’ll have you singing, “Back that ass up!” See the pics after the jump!

People love giving Tom Brady sh*t, yet nothing affects this guy. Why should it? Three-time Super Bowl winner, Pro Bowler, future Hall of Famer, dating a Victoria’s Secret supermodel. I mean, the guy was sharing time with Drew Henson (where is he, btw?) at Michigan, gets drafted real low mostly because of the photo you see below, yet still manages to brush it off and win ballgames. But still… it’s so easy to rip on him. Just look at him dancing down in Brazil for Carnival. Good… God. Ya know, they say your dancing abilities correlate with your skill level in the sack. If that’s the case, we assume Gisele’s on top. See the gif after the jump!

Brazil’s soccer team is ranked #1 in the world and we’re rooting for them to win again in their match against Côte d’Ivoire on Sunday. Not just because they deserve to win, but also because it gives us another wonderful opportunity to check out the country’s best ass-ets (and we’re not talking about Kaka or Ronaldino… nudge, nudge, wink, wink). And if you’re thinking about cheering for the other team, well think again because we’re giving you 168 bootyiful reasons to root for Brazil.

We’re all a little sad that the Olympic Committee bypassed Chicago for the 2016 Summer Games. But bygones are bygones, and it’s time to move on to bigger and better things – like all the glorious Brazilian booty to gaze upon with the Games going to Rio de Janeiro! To help you get over your Olympic melancholy, we’ve put together an excellent…

Woo Hooo!! It’s Mardi Gras people, and that means it’s time to celebrate. But instead of just giving you the standard bead babes, we thought we’d offer-up something a little lot different for this year’s Fat Tuesday. And if you’re a boob-lover, you’ve just hit the freakin’ jackpot. We present to you, Fat Boobs-Day!

When one thinks of carnies, what springs to mind is missing teeth, crystal meth, small hands, and the smell of cabbage. These are stereotypes. Like old west outlaws, their freewheeling, nomadic lifestyle—moving from town-to-town—lends itself to a life wholly outside of mainstream society, speaking a language entirely all their own, in a world filled with hardened, scary, scary people.

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