To celebrate Hump Day, we’ve put together this XXX-mas gift guide intended for mature audiences only. The following is designed to help guide you or your lover in choosing the best sex toys and accessories on the market today. With so many websites and products to chose from, it’s all too easy to get lost and confused. Luckily for you sexual trailblazers, I’ve personally done all the hard work so you don’t have to. It doesn’t matter if she’s been naughty or nice, if you want to stuff more than her stocking this holiday season then I suggest you start taking notes and pay attention!

Ladies and gents, break out your best beer pong distractions, a new innovation in beer pong has hit the market! It’s called “Pong Deck“…Half drink coaster, and half card deck. If just playing beer pong isn’t enough for you, pong deck is exactly what you are looking for. Made up of 25 action cards and 25 drink cards, this new game – within a game takes beer pong to a whole new intoxicated level.