We don’t cover cars very often, but when we do, you know it’s gonna be classic. Previously, we’ve shown you Girls Gone Nuts for Truck Nutz and Mustache Rides. Now, we bring you the latest trend in ridiculous vehicle accessories: the car thong. We’re huge fans of all things thong – as evidenced by our features on Thong Thursday and the Texas Thong-horns, but this car thong business is just bananas. It reminds me of Ricky Bobby’s Fig Newtons sticker on his windshield. This thong is dangerous and inconvenient but I do love sexy lady panties.

According to Twitter today, one of the top trends is #goodbyenovember. Looking past the fact that this is retarded, I figured a great way to say goodbye to everyone’s favorite mustache month would be checking out another one of TwistedNederlands7 FAIL compilations. As always, he’s pulled together the worst displays of skateboarding, biking, driving, jumping, and general tomfoolery into an 8:30 minute video. Like someone on his Youtube page said, these people are the reasons that doctors are so rich. Check out the FAILvember after the jump!

Look, I don’t have a driver’s license or even a permit at the moment, but I know that I can drive better than this retard. He legitimately hits the only thing on an open road that could possibly be blocking his way – those pylons that come from out of the ground. I’ve been wanting to see these pylons tool up a car ever since I first saw them in action. I bet he’s from Jersey, those idiots always drive like as*holes. Check out the guy going full retard after the jump.

Yeah this guy is a total dude. While everyone else on the street is acting like a total p*ssy standing off to the side, this guy, this Highlander, shrugs it off like a champ. “It’s a burning car people, what’s the big deal? I hope you guys are all filming this because I’m gonna use that tape for my audition of WWE’s Tough Enough. Matter of fact, let me practice a promo in front of … oh my God. Its buuuuuurns.”

Only three kinds of people drive a Volkswagen Beetle: an aging baby boomer trying in vain to hold on to the last vestige of their hippie years, your girlfriend, and your mom (BURN!). As nostalgic and trippy as these cars are, no man in his right mind would be caught dead driving one. Eager to draw in more male buyers of the younger generations (X, Y, Z?) and strip the car of its feminine stigma, Volkswagen re-designed the Beetle to be less prissy and more pumped. Did they succeed? Take a look at the car’s pics then vote in our poll after the jump!

Ever since the earthquake and resulting tsunami that struck Japan last week, everyone all over the world has been doing their part to send relief to those that have lost their homes and, for some, friends and family in this time of crisis. But we are left wondering what was it like to see the destructive force of this natural disaster through the eyes of the people, until now when this shocking video recently surfaced on the internet.

They’ve been around awhile – a snippet of advice here, an old adage there. They’re the guidelines that are supposed to help cars running in top condition. Problem is, most of them aren’t based in fact – or they’re just plain outdated. We spoke to Kevin Markham, a technical specialist at Ford Motor Company and world class professional driver to help debunk a few of the most popular maintenance myths, including the following:

We’re assuming you’ve watched one or two of those crazy action films where a guy tries to jump straight over a moving car. You’ll agree that for the ones that actually made it, the whole maneuver looked pretty sweet. As for those that don’t…Let’s just say that we found a not so elegant proof that there is no limit to man’s enthusiasm. These people revved up, did what they had to do, and left in a stretcher.

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Why pay for a motel, when your car can double as a “mini-motel!” Much like the Capsule Hotels in Japan, which provide you with an area just large enough to fit your body, overnight car-sleeping is more comfortable than you think—if you make the proper preparations.

Ever wonder what would happen if a demolition crew lost control of a 2400 lbs. wrecking ball? Ever wonder what would happen if that 2400 lbs. wrecking ball hit the side of a minivan passing by? If you answered yes to both of these questions, you are in for one helluva treat. I don’t think this guy knew what hit him.

As every child knows, when it’s raining outside, there’s really not a whole lot you can do to have fun. But sometimes, you just have to get creative. And who knows, you might just find something really fun that you can only do when it’s raining! You know, like drenching the poor people who take the bus. That’s fun, right?…

Driving is a delicate endeavor – not only do you have to make sure you don’t f**k up, you’re effectively putting your life in the hands of everyone else on the road with you. So it’s no surprise that those who do it wrong can send even the calmest among us into a fit of hate-filled rage. Problem is, most of the people who suck at driving don’t know how truly bad they are…