I’m usually the one screaming like a little b*tch a la the Miller Light commercial. Don’t get me wrong, I love a good rollercoaster – but I’m especially impressed that these people can keep it together / plan accordingly to get these photos so perfect. Some are weird, some are funny, all are worth the $10 you would have to pay to actually keep these. Check out the gallery after the jump!

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Who. Loves. Captions? Who. Loves. Winning. Prizes? Well, get ready for a virtual Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup because we’re hosting another caption contest! The user who submits the winning caption will receive a limited edition Kenneth Cole Sundance Film Festival volunteer vest from last year’s event autographed by actors and producers like Ben Affleck, Danny Masterton (That 70s Show), Juliette Binoche (Dan In Real Life, The English Patient, Chocolat), Malin Akerman and Josh Radnor (How I Met Your Mother). Read more after the jump!

With the weather truly sucking balls and temperatures dipping into the teens, we decided to post the above picture to heat things up and warm our followers’ hearts on Facebook. Over 350 people submitted captions and after some careful consideration (throwing darts mostly), we’ve picked a winner! You’ll find the winning submission below along with some other favorites and the sweet prize our winner will receive if he ever sees this post. Dude, send me a message on Facebook with your address and we’ll send out the t-shirt.

Sure, terrible things happen around the world every day. But the sight of so much wasted beer makes a man just not want to get out of bed in the morning. But since you’re already out of bed, it’s time to caption this.
The Rules:
Submit your best caption editor@coedmagazine.com, and the winner (based purely on our bias) will receive a $15 iTunes gift… Click to read more

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