Gimme a break. University of Tokyo students have made an 80kg Kit Kat bar measuring 100 x 60 x 20cm to encourage high school kids to study for upcoming college entrance exams. Kit Kat is considered a lucky food in Japan. Check out our lists of other record-breaking foods after the jump.

We’ve all been (over)exposed to Katy Perry and her candy girl gimmick. Not that I’m complaining because I love me some Katy, but there’s been sexy candy babes since the beginning of babes. This gallery is an example of just how sexy it can be when you combine a hot girl and pretty much any type of candy. Whether it’s a sucker, bubble gum, or a candy bra these girls give me a bad case of the sweet tooth. See what I mean after the jump!

At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest and most WTF sh*t on the interwebs. With our “Websites of the Week” column, we’ve done just that. If you’re looking to murder some time, you can’t do any better than our suggestions. This week’s sites feature candy guts, dry-erase window graffiti, and photoshop(lifting) criminals. Check out some of the best sites on the web after the jump!

What do you get when you combine a bunch of smokin’ hot chicks with tons of delicious candy? The sweetest thing imaginable! From sexy suckers to candy bras, we’ve gathered together so many kick ass candy girls, you’re going to have diabetes before the bottom of this post. Now, this is the kind of trick-or-treat we can get behind!

When trick or treating, you sometimes come across a house that gives out weird candy. These delicious oddities are among the most bizarre. We highly suggest picking these up to keep those lil’ bastards from coming back next year.

Theme parties are the best ways to get hot chicks to leave absolutely NOTHING to the imagination and wear next to nothing as a costume. Unfortunately, the following five costumes do absolutely NOTHING for the libido. Make sure you keep this story in mind when picking your Halloween theme.

Are you ready to drop $325 on Valentine’s Day Chocolates? (Me Neither!) Here are a few Valentine’s Day options that won’t break the bank.

As we built out this gallery a coworker of questionable sexuality asked, “What is the fascination with girls eating phallic foods.”  He was promptly canned.  Not for being gay, but for using a word like “phallic.”  So if anyone out there is looking for a 28 year old, chubby, balding, beaten down husband of questionable sexuality w… Click to read more

Everyday we’re bringing you an assortment of Valentines gift ideas for that “soon to be the bane of your existence” special lady in your life.  Sure within five years you’re going to rue the day that you ever met the life force consuming, gold digging succubus, but in the meantime can’t we at least enjoy a little romance, righ… Click to read more

What do you get when you combine a bunch of smokin’ hot chicks with tons of delicious candy? The sweetest thing imaginable! From sexy suckers to candy bras, we’ve gathered together so many kick ass candy girls, you’re going to have diabetes before the bottom of this post. Now, this is the kind of trick-or-treat we can get behind!

Hells yes, it’s Halloween… and if you’re like us, you’re still trying to figure out what the ‘ef’ to wear. Now, you can try your luck on some make-shift, last-minute costume idea or you can follow the lead of these lovely ladies and forgo the costume all together. (NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: We do not recommend or condone bod… Click to read more

I hate Halloween. I have always hated Halloween. One of the first pictures anyone ever took of me is in a pumpkin costume at age 4, crying my eyes out. I don’t hate other people who like Halloween, but the holiday itself makes me so pissed that when prompted to write a Halloween article I refused to write a positive one.
So if you want to hear about why Hallowe… Click to read more

Paris Hilton Topless Pictures
[Grumpiest]
NJ Nets’ Dancers Are Dunking Divas
[Busted Coverage]
Rihanna in Leather [NSFW]
[Drunken Stepfather]
Biggest Mouth I’ve Seen
[Crave]
Jessica Simpson Is Not Ugly
[Hollywood Tuna]
Kate Beckinsale’s Vagina is a Tomb
[IDLYITW]
Drew Barrymore is a Bikini Babe
[Just Jared]
Starbucks!!
[Bastardly]
Ste… Click to read more

Here at the College Candy offices, we watch a lot of TV. In our mindless daytime TV repertoire is everything you can ask for…if you’re asking for trash.But it’s good trash! Jerry Springer, The Price Is Right, Judge Judy, and then our favorite…back-to-back episodes of Maury.
I love Maury Povich. He’s pushing 70 and he can sti… Click to read more