How would you like to be the guy that everyone guy wants to know and every girls wants to date? Are you nodding your head yes, but thinking, “that’s impossible, I’m just a cubicle worker who spends my day surfing NSFW websites?” Well cheer up and get excited because here are ten things that you should own if you’re aspiring to be the perfect man.

Pranks are funny, aren’t they? I mean, the person might get a little bit embarrassed by the surprise shaming you deliver them, but you get a good bit of laughs. And if you catch the whole thing on video, then you get to relieve the hilariousness over and over. But when this happens, everybody on the Internet is going to be reliving it right along with you…