Thanks to the guy that gave us duck-like celebrity lips (I’m looking at you, Jenna Jameson), the g-spot can now be enlarged using a collagen injection known as the ‘G-shot’, making the elusive ‘button’ more sensitive and easier to find. Glad they figured this out, because before hearing about it, I was working on a very intrusive sonar device.

From the Daily Mail:

Rather like lip-plumping jabs, the treatment involves injecting collagen straight into the G-spot.

This not only enhances its sensitivity, but increases the width of the area to the size of a 10 pence piece.

It also raises the G-spot a quarter of an inch in height, making it much easier to find. And, as Caroline can testify, the results are tremendous. ‘I have quite literally never experienced anything quite like it,’ she says. ‘I had constant multiple orgasms which went on for hours.’

Hours of orgasms sounds pretty F’ing rad. Now, if only science could do something really useful, like find a cure for cancer…Oh yeah, they just did that, too.

…Bringing the total number of reasons to 6 trillion. I’m not sure if this actually counts as ‘news’ to people with common sense, but it seems as though someone has finally decided to do a little research on exactly how much harm discarded cigarette butts are doing to the environment. It turns out, a lot! Who would’ve thought, a deadly, chemical laden stick thats bad for you and Mother Earth? (more…)

She died of elective cosmetic surgery. Tragedy? Sure. But after watching the AMA Awards, you would have thought she died of cancer or leukemia. When she went in for her nose job/tummy tuck/ whatever – she accepted the risks of that surgery.

Over the weekend, thousands of people died of terminal diseases. People with families who have struggled and sacrificed with the hopes that their loved ones would be able to live or breathe one more day. They were NOT dreaming for smaller asses or nicer body parts.

My issue is that I was beaten up for several hours about keeping Kanye in my thoughts and prayers…yeah ok…you get one, but that’s it. There’s still a war going on, there’s some f***ing psycho in North Korea, Musharef is running Pakistan like Stewie Griffin…oh, wait – Kanye’s mom died from cosmetic surgery. (more…)