So, apparently Canada gets a Thanksgiving day too (which is today). Before I tell you what I’m thankful for, I just want to point out that Canadian Thanksgiving Day is a total f*cking bizzaro-world version of the US’s Thanksgiving day: 1) They put gravy on their fries instead of turkey and 2) They have a ‘Thanksgiving Day Classic’ CFL game every year. Canada does get a lot of grief, but that’s because they’re like the little brother we love to bully joke with. For all of their shortcomings, Canada does export some really hot girls. Neve Campbell? First crush ever. Trish Stratus? That chick was amazing. Below are the 30 women who we feel really put Canada on the map.

July 1st is Canada Day. It’s the anniversary of the enactment of the British North America Act or Constitution Act, which united 3 British colonies into the country Canada is today. The largest celebration is in Ottawa, which is a good thing because we don’t think Vancouver’s recovered yet). So, while our neighbors to the North are still… Click to read more

According to Wikipedia, February is Canadian History Month. Since Wikipedia never lies… we decided to celebrate this commemorative collection of days by honoring the Great White North’s great “white hot” nymphs. Now, the first hot Canadian that comes to mind is Pamela Anderson. But, she’s had her moment in the sun, now it’s time to pass the torch to 30 other women who make us want maple syrup and universal healthcare. We proudly present the 30 Canucks we’d like to… take to a nice seafood dinner. See all their pics after the jump!

Just when you think there could not possibly be anything new on TV, the networks come along and give us this week’s schedule. With premieres galore, this week’s television schedule is bound to tickle your fancy. Particularly if you happen to have an inexplicable fondness for Science Fiction and the paranormal…

• The Office set gets even more awkward

• 10 celebs rocking with their thongs out

• Which soccer WAG was working her bikini?

• 10 easy ways to kill the mood fast

• the human race is doomed

• 25 hottest Canadian women

• just another reason to grow that mustache

 
When you train for a competition that only takes place every four years it is understandable if one were to become a bit tense especially as the time for competition draws near. Some athletes may like the tension and find that it drives them to do even better; others require a release in order to make the most of an opportunity that may never come again.
It a… Click to read more

If you have ever wanted a good reason to travel north of the border (besides the beer and bacon) there is one coming up pretty soon. Starting February 12th some of the best athletes in the world will be competing but not for money- for gold (not the kind you can cash in either). For years they train to compete for just a few brief moments with hopes of victory and drea… Click to read more

To say that Canada loves hockey is as big an understatement as saying Charlie Sheen likes whores.  Kids are raised believing that hockey is the greatest sport and that if you don’t play it you will be labeled a loser in high school, never get a date, and be forced to take your sister to prom.  So the upcoming Vancouver Olympics present a scary dilemma for the Canuc… Click to read more

Happy Canada Day, everyone! To celebrate, we’ve put together a ton of CFL cheerleaders for your viewing pleasure. Now, there’s no question the NFL usually kicks the crap out of Canada’s CFL. With only eight teams in the entire league, it’s just not a fair fight. But regardless of their shortcomings, our pig skin-loving brothers to the North still know how to pick their cheerleaders….

At first glance, this might seems like some type of ironic joke. But you’d be wrong about the ironic part. This is actually footage from outside a 1991 rodeo in Calgary, Canada called the Calgary Stampede. Needless to say, these dudes could have benefited to at least take some yoga kickboxing or something, because this is pathetic…

Pat Riley masterminded a brilliant trade as the Miami Heat traded Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks to the Toronto Raptors for Jermaine O’Neal, Jamario Moon, and a lottery-protected first round draft pick. Basically he dominated former NBA Executive of the Year, Bryan Colangelo, and now has a team that can make some waves in the East this postseason…

There’s no question the NFL usually kicks the crap out of Canada’s CFL. With only eight teams in the entire league, it’s just not a fair fight. But regardless of their shortcomings, our pig skin-loving brothers to the North still know how to pick their cheerleaders. From the Montreal Alouettes to the BC Felions, these spirit-filled hott… Click to read more

WTF is this all aboot?! If you’ve ever seen an episode of South Park you know that Canada has always lived in America’s shadow. But now it seems that our neighbors to the north are owning us in some pretty important caragories: wealth, happieness and sex.
A recent study shows that Canadians work less, live longer, enjoy better health, are wealthi… Click to read more

Architects revealed today the world’s first 80-story, shape-shifting skyscraper, dubbed ‘Dynamic Tower,’ which is scheduled to be completed in Dubai by 2010.
Each floor of the soon-to-be-built luxury apartment building rotates a full 360-degrees, completely independent from the other floors, powered by massive wind turbines l… Click to read more

Man finds $100K in attic, ends up fighting cops, widow, demon inside him that says “f*** it all, move to Fiji and marry a hot Sweden chick.” (Sun Sentinel)
Damn! Teachers really are horny these days – do any of them have the decency to keep their cream-colored pantsuits from TJ Maxx on? (MSN News)
Baby’s first sleepover: a day care in C… Click to read more