‘Rod Blagojevich?… He’ll Help Take Care of Big Momma Too!’

This is a real radio advertisement for jackass Illinois governor, Rod Blagojevich. Now maybe it’s just his recent arrest for trying to sell the open Illinois Senate seat that makes this seems so unbelievably idiotic, but something tells us this was simply one of many signs that this dude would turn out to be a complete disaster. Never trust a man who uses bad jingles and children who can’t read in their ad, that’s what I always say…[via thedailyswarm.com]

Paris Hilton Officially Enters Presidential Race-Video

If you’re still on the fence about who to vote for this November… you need worry no more.  Paris Hilton has officially made her presidential intentions clear in this response ad to the now infamous McCain / Hilton / Spears political. And you thought our country was in trouble.