Forbes recently released their Celebrity 100 Power List. Angelina Jolie bounced Oprah off her throne even though she earned only $27 million as compared to Oprah’s $275 million in 2008.

We really don’t care that Bruce Springsteen landed at number six, but we do care about which of the women on the list can be seen topless on the internet. With thanks to skintastic movie roles and eagle-eyed paparazzi, we give you the women from Forbes’ Celebrity 100 Power List you can see topless online. (more…)

Last week we posted a thorough list of the most successful potheads on the planet, shattering the myth that smoking marijuana dooms you to a life of failure and worthlessness. While we were all very proud of the list, there was one glaring problem with it: there were no chicks on the list! Can you believe it? How did we make a list of stoners and not include a single female? As any avid pothead knows, girls love to get high just as much as guys. And so to right our wrong, we’ve made a list for the ladies. Here in all their glory are the seven sexiest stoners on the planet. (more…)

If you’re on a mission to find the world’s hottest Jewish girls (why wouldn’t you be?), there’s no better place to look than Hollywood, USA. So to get in on the Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year) festivities, we’ve put together the sexiest Chosen Ones this side of Tel Aviv.

Check out the Top 10 Hot Ass Hollywood Jews after the jump! (more…)

If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’re saying is the women are getting ripped off.

Check out the 7 Top Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns after the jump! (more…)

…And the whole f**king internet goes crazy!

On his little blog, while he was at the airport, John Mayer wrote 10 lines about how his ex-girlfriend should move on and leave him alone. Minutes after he posted it, half of the net and almost all of the gossip sites started guessing who it was. My question is, why does anyone care?

I write s**t about my ex all the time – Brooke, you really are a skank (just kidding…!) – and no one seems to care. Yet here is a dude who has banged half of the hotties and Hollywood and he is bitching that they keep calling him to get some?

Ok, John – maybe you need to realize how nice you have it. Maybe you should come up to Albany and find some dirty biatch (like Brooke) who will gob your nob and then b*tch about it for a semester. I will hang out at your posh midtown apartment and live the life of a millionaire bachelor. (more…)

Chris Angel: Mindfreak—and stalker?

The weird magician, who just recently escaped from a concrete block suspended in the middle of Times Square (no, I didn’t go watch it. I had other things to do. Like de-hair my couch), has a bit of a thing for actress Cameron Diaz.

The two were recently reported together a few weeks ago in Las Vegas, “canoodlingâ€?, “snugglingâ€?, and other stupid words for 48 hours straight. Then Diaz packed up and went on the Shrek tour, and Angel became freakily attached.

“I’d like to dedicate this to my girl Trouble, a.k.a Cameron.â€? Angel shouted as soon as he escaped his concrete publicity stunt last Monday, “I love you, baby.” (more…)