“I think we’re dying. I think we’re dead’ says the winner of the “Dumbest 911 Call of the Decade” according to the Jimmy Kimmel Show. This cop is definitely one dumb S.O.B., but we appreciate the hell out of him for all the good times he has given the COED staff over the years. Don’t say we never gave you anything.

It’s 420, people! And that means every single one of you should be doing something to get yourself into celebration mode ASAP. To help get things going, let’s start off with a little throwback from 2007 called “This Dumbass Cop Eats Pot Brownies and Calls 911,” that way, at least you’ll know what NOT to do. (And get to laugh your ass off in the process.)