In Las Vegas, escorts are advertised EVERYWHERE – rolling billboards, cabbies handing bound photo books with pictures and phone numbers, newspaper machines filled with catalogs, dozens of illegal Mexicans handing out business cards on every street corner. And for about $250, you can get pretty much anything you want.

During a recent bachelor party trip to Sin City, my friends and I decided call some escorts and see what the deal was. After calling around to a few promising looking ads, we soon realized that, unlike other cities where the escorts are completely different than the girls who are advertised, the escorts in Las Vegas are refundable – meaning if what you see when the girls show up doesn’t match your taste or what you requested you can send them packing without having to pay a dime.

Because of this fantastic hooker return policy, my friends and I came up with the best game in Vegas – Escort Idol. It’s just like American Idol, but instead of auditioning sucky singers who perform lame songs, you have hot hookers show you all their sexiest moves. And if you don’t like ‘em, just send them on their way.

Here’s a quick run-down of how to play: (more…)

Eight months ago Governor Eliot Spitzer was busted for his involvement in a high end prostitution ring. But yesterday it was announced that federal prosecutors have dropped all criminal charges against the former governor for his involvement.

After the jump let’s hop in the time machine and revisit this scandal.

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Having already guaranteed a place in hell, we at COED thought that since Mr. Spitzer could “blow” $80,000 on high-priced unknown vagina, what would the going rates be for high-priced celebrity vagina. We pondered the current Emperors Club Diamond Scale and drafted up our list.

It is with pride that we welcome you, ladies and gents, to the Celebrity Emperor’s Club, where high paid politicians can bump nasty with the most desirable celebs taxpayer’s money can buy! We offer complete privacy and anonymity to our clients, in return for keeping our business a private matter.

Tara

Measurements: 33-26-34

Tara is a sassy blonde that loves to let loose and have a wild time with zero inhibition or standards.

While she does indeed enjoy partying, some clients have complained that Tara parties a little too much, as she’s known to pass out mid-sentence. Keep her alcohol consumption to a minimum (if possible) and you will hit it off (and get off) just fine.

Tara has the looks of at 2 Diamond girl, but her wide array of STDs brings her down to a budget level, making her desirable only to people who find Herpes to be an attractive trait.

Check our stable of willing and able girls after the jump! (more…)