Where the hell did this year go? 2009 blew by faster than Carrie Prejean’s reign as Miss California. But rather than wallow in the past, we are looking to the future and judging by 2010’s crop of sexy calendars, it’s gonna be a hot one. From Lucy Pinder to Vicki Blows, here are the 50 sexiest calendars of 2010 to help you countdown the days in style.

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With Detroit failing, Wall Street falling, houses foreclosing and unemployment rising, 2009 is looking like it’s going to be an interesting year. And what better way to count away the days than with the hottest chicks on the planet? From the sexiest celebrities to car wash cuties, we’ve compiled The Top 26 Ridiculously Hot Calendars of 2009 to help you forget the suckitude that’s right around the corner. Happy New Year!

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In the world of print and internet zines, December is a time for wrap-up lists and things to lookout for in the coming year. Thankfully for us, FHM’s January 2009 issue wraps-up and sends us off with three of our favorite things past, present and future… Olga, Megan and Katie.  In addition to some hot new pics, the new FHM UK sports a free calendar featuring the hottest women of the year that almost was.  Can you say sexy???

Check Out the January 2009 FHM Cover and Calendar Here.

It’s a little while still before 2009, but supermodel Marisa Miller is already on top of things with one of the hottest calendars we’ve ever seen. Then again, Marisa Miller is one of the hottest women on the planet, so it’s not that big of a surprise.

Marisa Miller’s 2009 SI Swimsuit Calendar – See The Full Gallery

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I’m all about saving dogs and cats…especially when I’m face-to-face with massive taters.

Little Pet Project’s main focus is preventing dogs and cats in shelters from being euthanized. And what better way to say “I care about animals” than purchasing a calendar of scantily-clad women with their puppies and kittens on display (hardy har)?

After a cursory look through the picture galleries, I must say that I’m either inspired to save every stray animal I find in an alleyway, or motivated to look for free porn online. Probably both.

Ok, let’s be fair: outside of the screwed-up logic, this is a fine website with a good purpose. How often can you say that about a site with busty broads showing their bodies? Not often, I’m assuming.

Bonus feature: Heather Clem, wife of Shock Jock Bubba the Love Sponge (gotta love that name) is featured prominently in the Little Pet Project 2008 calendar.