Is Miley Cyrus some kind of idiot savant / mastermind evil genius on par with the Kardashians? Do all celebrities just sit around all day brainstorming ideas for completely ridiculous antics that make the majority of Americans flip their lid and all media members scoff? Like did Miley finally get a chance to watch The 40 Year Old Virgin, saw the Betty Cocker Wi… Click to read more

Boobs and Cake. So maybe they aren’t as natural a pair as milk and cookies or football and beer, but let’s face it, breasts go great with everything. And if there’s one man that can testify to this truth with a greater knowledge and appreciation than any other, it’s Hugh Hefner. We know Hef has seen a obscene amount of boobs in his day, and probably a few boob cakes too. So it makes perfect sense on Hef’s big day that we offer him many breast wishes with this gallery of boob-shaped baked goods

Today’s WTF news items feature a three guys in Malaysia who tried to steal more than 725,000 condoms from the company they worked for, the mayor’s office ruining everyone’s fun over a proposed RoboCop statue in Detroit, and the world’s oldest cake finds a home in England. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a premise for a crappy burglar movie, responsible parents who missed a big opportunity to capitalize on their prodigious toddler, and a dude in Philly who takes his cake seriously. Read more after the jump!

Fat kids aren’t the only people who love cake. Looking at these scrumptious vixens play with cake is enough give any healthy guy a cupcake fetish. Check out these tasty babes getting their sweet tooth satisfied.

On a good day passing Bath & Body Works in the Mall makes my nose itch.  On a bad day I could vomit, but chicks love this stuff.  Soaps, oils, skin what-not, it’s a fail safe “Never Go Wrong” on any occasion, so much so that I keep a few small generic baskets in the house just in case I forget a birthday, secretary day or some other manufacture… Click to read more

Pranks are funny, aren’t they? I mean, the person might get a little bit embarrassed by the surprise shaming you deliver them, but you get a good bit of laughs. And if you catch the whole thing on video, then you get to relieve the hilariousness over and over. But when this happens, everybody on the Internet is going to be reliving it right along with you…

New Year’s is coming up fast, and that means you need to get your Eve party plans in order. To help you get things started, we’ve compiled a massive list of all the best New Year’s Eve shows from around the country. From Buckethead to the Wu Tang Clan, there’s a show going on no matter your taste in music. So skip the overpriced, crowded b… Click to read more

Ladies be warned: you can’t change a player’s game in the 9th inning. (NY Post)
When violators of driving laws are stopped, Illinois will take their toll. (Chicago Sun-Times)
A Headmaster in the U.K. school system says children should have “a daily dose of fear.” When reached for comment, Severus Snape didn’t return calls… Click to read more