The internet is good for so many things: interesting articles on Gary Busey GIFs and… porn. Yeah, a lot of the internet is taken up by porn but so what? People are into all sorts of stuff – that’s what makes the world so interesting. Take for example, Mr. Hands. Allegedly, there was a man who was a high ranking official at Boeing. He moonlit as a man who went by the name ‘Mr. Hands.’ Mr. Hands really enjoying being mounted by horses and posting those videos online. In his most famous and final video, Mr. Hands had his colon pierced by a horse and died. The video is around the internet somewhere. If you’ve got the balls to watch that, you have the cajones to check out our list after the jump.

You’ve probably seen Shake Weight, Chocolate Rain, and What What In The Butt. If not the actual video, at least a parody on SNL or South Park. However, those can’t hold a candle to the following memes, which are known for being the most sexually disturbing of all-time. Don’t thank us. Thank Al Gore.

While browsing in the wee hours of this morning, we stumbled across what could possibly be the most hilarious/disturbing thing since the infamous ’2 Girls, 1 Cup’: Cake Farts. Like all perfect things, the title says all you need to know.
The original, Cakefarts.com is currently down from the massive influx of visitors, but says they will be … Click to read more

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Brady Quinn Con… Click to read more